I bought four rolls of TP and a six pack and got this shit for a receipt:

6/15/2012 3:14:33 PM

CVS doesn't give a shit about receipt rolls.

6/15/2012 3:15:27 PM

apparently

6/15/2012 3:16:52 PM

Good thing you're extra prepared for the beer shits tomorrow morning.

6/15/2012 3:17:38 PM

I, too, hate coupons.

6/15/2012 3:18:53 PM

Only fake tough guys call Mountain Dew a six pack

6/15/2012 3:19:23 PM

not for me fake black dude, going to a BYOB show tonight, the women didnt want their bourbon straight

besides, the dont sell beer at CVS, so it was obvious what I meant

[Edited on June 15, 2012 at 3:21 PM. Reason : d]

6/15/2012 3:20:40 PM

This thread makes brings the lulz and makes me think of my last full-time job (because of the terrazzo)

6/15/2012 3:21:18 PM

Doesn't matter who its for, you still called it a six pack, like a fucking World of Warcraft player would. Just own it.

6/15/2012 3:22:21 PM

whats World of Warcraft?

and relative to the size of the receipt, I figured the size or amount of what I ordered was more important than the contents.

[Edited on June 15, 2012 at 3:24 PM. Reason : d]

6/15/2012 3:22:50 PM

Quote :

"the women didnt want their bourbon straight"

so they're going to mix it with mtn dew? what the shit is that

6/15/2012 3:22:52 PM

I said the same thing, but its what they requested

6/15/2012 3:23:31 PM

CVS sells beer around here. Quit trying to backtrack and just admit you fucked it up. Getting tired of your reindeer games.

6/15/2012 3:24:22 PM

makes brings the lulz

6/15/2012 3:24:28 PM

sorry, I am a failure

Quote :

"I bought four rolls of TP and an unspecified amount of liquid collectively packaged and marketed in a cohesive wrap and got this shit for a receipt:"

ah yes, now that long receipt is really funny. Thanks.

6/15/2012 3:29:33 PM

Harris Teeter is worse. I kill a tree and a half every time I go in there.

6/15/2012 3:31:47 PM

Jaybee is bringing 16 year-olds to the show tonight.

6/15/2012 3:32:16 PM

Jaybee has a way of twisting my words to make me sound like the asshole, when I'm almost positive that isn't the case

6/15/2012 3:32:51 PM

I wish, tired of these old ass 18 year olds

6/15/2012 3:32:57 PM

Hot arm.

6/15/2012 3:38:31 PM

Quote :

"Harris Teeter is worse. I kill a tree and a half every time I go in there."

Acme and Target too

6/15/2012 3:39:50 PM

Pretty sure that's DIET mtn dew. What a bitch-made faggot.

6/15/2012 3:40:37 PM

pointy elbow

6/15/2012 3:41:56 PM

^^
I thought diet dew was now pretty much the universally preferred version?

6/15/2012 3:42:13 PM

yeah, I dont know anyone over age 12 that drinks Mountain Dew

6/15/2012 3:45:40 PM

Diet Mountain Dew is much healthier

6/15/2012 3:47:01 PM

All pepsi products are shit, except for wild cherry pepsi. That one is actually quite good.

6/15/2012 3:47:18 PM

No 30 year old man should have a soda preference. Grow the fuck up.

6/15/2012 3:53:58 PM

fuck you

Dr. Pepper > *

6/15/2012 3:55:20 PM

Men drink water or alcohol. You can mix pop with your alcohol. But drinking soda alone is reserved for adolescents and adult virgins. In fact, I may drop the bar from 30 to 25.

6/15/2012 3:59:31 PM

i like Dr. Pepper in the morning to get a caffeine boost and wake up

but you're probably one of those homos who drinks a mocha latte to start the day

6/15/2012 4:01:33 PM

I'm the faggot when a 32 year old is trying to extol the merits of a sugary syrup made for kids.

6/15/2012 4:03:22 PM

but soft drinks are ok when mixed with liquor?

if you're gonna drink liquor, drink it straight you fucking pussy

6/15/2012 4:06:37 PM

Quote :

"if you're gonna drink liquor, drink it straight you fucking pussy"

6/15/2012 4:09:45 PM

CVS tree and slave needs to calm the fuck down

6/15/2012 4:10:12 PM

lol YOU GUYS

6/15/2012 4:10:22 PM

trucks are for pussies, real men drive this to work:

6/15/2012 4:12:00 PM

if this were tdub women, what would be the equivalent to this silly argument

shoes?

6/15/2012 4:14:40 PM

Diet sodas taste like ass. Fact.

Also they give you cancer.

Ass cancer.

6/15/2012 4:20:03 PM

hey everyone, look at that long ass receipt! thats funny!

6/15/2012 4:35:56 PM

you could take back the TP and just use the receipt

6/15/2012 4:38:25 PM

Time to shop at Walgreens.

6/16/2012 9:44:18 AM