do they?

6/16/2012 5:53:05 PM

just the same ones that watch Power Rangers

6/16/2012 5:57:57 PM

6/16/2012 6:00:24 PM

6/16/2012 6:03:04 PM

fuck, do white people?

6/16/2012 6:05:36 PM

golf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soccer

but srsly

do you?

6/16/2012 6:05:39 PM

I don't count

but I do sometimes

6/16/2012 6:06:09 PM

Golf is a sport?

6/16/2012 6:09:08 PM

I usually watch golf with my eyes closed.

6/16/2012 6:13:15 PM

2012 masters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2011 world series

jus sayin

6/16/2012 6:17:13 PM

^^ Your viewing style matches my playing style.

6/16/2012 6:19:00 PM

i wonder what Madison Murphy thinks about this

6/16/2012 6:19:46 PM

Tiger Tiger Woods y'all

6/16/2012 7:02:20 PM

nobody watches golf.

6/16/2012 9:02:32 PM

I've watched it the last 3 days- unfortunately I'm gonna miss the final round tomorrow because I will be out playing myself

6/16/2012 9:05:42 PM

golf and nascar are both perfect if you wanna take a nap on saturday or sunday afternoon

6/16/2012 9:36:05 PM

aint that the truth

nap like hell to both

6/16/2012 9:38:33 PM

Quote :

"nobody watches golf."

i'm about to start...

i watched for an hour the other day and fell in love about 8 times

6/16/2012 10:00:51 PM

^ I don't understand this.

On a side note, someone saw my ex at the Charlotte tourney. She HATED golf. My guess is that she went for the social part and to get drunk. If she was at any event alcohol must have been involved.

6/16/2012 10:05:14 PM

was one of them ricky fowler, I'd bang ricky fowler

6/16/2012 10:05:53 PM

because there were about 8 smoking hot dudes playing or caddying

6/16/2012 10:06:26 PM

mighty fine lady...that ex of yours

6/16/2012 10:06:29 PM

saps, can you explain your golf drinking game itt

[Edited on June 16, 2012 at 10:09 PM. Reason : s]

6/16/2012 10:09:29 PM

theres a golf school in myrtle beach if youre looking to find sweet hot young prospects

^why yes I can, its kind of simple


you and everyone who plays picks their own player

1-anyone who is not picked and gets a birdie, everyone drinks the number of holes (i.e. birdie on 4th hole=4 drinks), if its an eagle then its double (i.e. eagle on 4th hole=8)

2=anytime your golfer gets a birdie you give away as many drinks per holes (per above), same with eagles

3=if your golfer bogies you take as many drinks as holes (same with doule bogey)

[Edited on June 16, 2012 at 10:13 PM. Reason : think thats it]

6/16/2012 10:09:39 PM

But it's in Myrtle Beach...


EWW

6/16/2012 10:11:15 PM

^^^^

Go to horse races, to be seen, and drink.
Go to the theater for the dinner and drinks with friends, but never a real or serious play.
Go to the pops in the park for all of the above, but never to the Charlotte Symphony for the music (too many old people).
Go to ball games to tailgate and drink.
Never to art crawls or gallery events - those people are weird, and doesn't understand the art.

Drinking and eating, drinking and eating, drinking and eating

6/16/2012 10:37:41 PM

sounds like my kind of girl, send her my way

6/16/2012 10:49:55 PM

I like your game!

6/16/2012 10:54:32 PM

^^^^^ Sounds like a game in which by the end of the first 9 holes, many will be quite drunk and by the end, passed the fuck out.

[Edited on June 16, 2012 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2012 10:54:56 PM

thats the point!

6/16/2012 11:06:32 PM

Quote :

"Go to horse races, to be seen, and drink. Go to the theater for the dinner and drinks with friends, but never a real or serious play. Go to the pops in the park for all of the above, but never to the Charlotte Symphony for the music (too many old people). Go to ball games to tailgate and drink. Never to art crawls or gallery events - those people are weird, and doesn't understand the art."

Well that's fun and all, but the main reasons to go to those events are fun too. Like they all mesh perfectly together and she's missing out!

6/16/2012 11:24:46 PM

EXACTLY

6/16/2012 11:34:48 PM

or she just likes to get drunk and fuck, cant knock that

6/16/2012 11:37:23 PM

For a one night stand, or to bridge other gf's, yes. Every weekend, NO.

6/16/2012 11:38:57 PM

what's wrong with liking to get drunk and fuck and see the new rembrandt exhibit at the museum?

6/16/2012 11:40:18 PM

^^we obviously have different priorities

6/16/2012 11:40:33 PM

OBVI

6/16/2012 11:40:58 PM

^^^ Not much, but you have to at least go to see the Rembrandt exhibit!

6/16/2012 11:42:39 PM

Drinks, Rembrandt, Fucking

in that order

6/16/2012 11:44:05 PM

is that whats going on there? girl texted me earlier asking if I wanted to go to the fairgrounds to see exhibits, not sure if she's dumb

6/16/2012 11:47:47 PM

omg you're the dumb one

exhibits at the fairgrounds usually involve livestock lol

and Rembrandt was during the winter

6/16/2012 11:50:32 PM

You mean Rembrandts aren't cows?

6/16/2012 11:53:52 PM

6/16/2012 11:55:09 PM

6/16/2012 11:56:48 PM

6/16/2012 11:58:35 PM

Quote :

"omg you're the dumb one exhibits at the fairgrounds usually involve livestock lol"

well shit, glad I didnt respond...I should come here with al of my "what the fuck does this text mean" needs

6/17/2012 12:01:34 AM

Actually, you may have passed out on a fun time just the same.

6/17/2012 12:02:36 AM

now I could totally be wrong, but when I hear exhibit and fairgrounds it usually has to do with judging livestock

but there could be art lol

6/17/2012 12:03:30 AM

you passed on this:

World Refugee Day
Free entertainment stage with music and dance plus cultural exhibits all day from 10 am - 3 pm on Saturday in recognition of World Refugee Day. NC State Refugee Office, LFS Carolinas, Church World Service, African Services Coalition and USCRI will honor local refugees and their contributions to the community with live music, speakers and dance. Event also features displays about local refugees and their communities, along with demonstrations of traditional customs, clothing and handicrafts. Public welcome - local groups providing entertainment throughout the day. For more information about participation and activities, please visit our website at http://www.ncdhhs.gov/dss/refugee

[Edited on June 17, 2012 at 12:04 AM. Reason : pretty interesting, actually]

6/17/2012 12:04:29 AM

I'd rather trust you guys than go look at cow patties for two hours

6/17/2012 12:05:17 AM