my inconsiderate neigbor that lives next to us is a lazy peice of shit. She has a yorkie and lately she has just been opening her door and letting the dog shit on the side walk of the main entrance to the building were everyone has to walk to get there apartment. last night when i got home from work there were four piles of shit right infront of the stairs, then another pile of shit on the stairs. i went to management but nothing has still yet to be done. Two days ago we actully kicked a pile back on her door mat. Any ideas?



[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 10:14 AM. Reason : .]

6/23/2012 10:13:04 AM

shit in front of her door

6/23/2012 10:15:45 AM

i know it sounds crazy, but maybe you could go talk to the lady and tell her to stop letting the dog shit on the sidewalk

[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 10:16 AM. Reason : or you could kill the dog, whatever you prefer]

6/23/2012 10:16:23 AM

^^i actully thought about doing that last night.. but im looking for more logical ideas lol.

^ we had and issue when we first moved in to our apartment . we were hanging up pictures and knocked one of hers off the wall. she came cussing at us saying we broke her picture. i went over there to look at it (if the frame broke i would of replaced it). it was this huge picture frame with a picture of jesus. the frame had to weigh about 10 to 15 lbs. she had it hanging up with a thumb tack. she was completely rude whe i offered to hang it up for her. so i think talking to her is out of the picture





[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 10:24 AM. Reason : .]

6/23/2012 10:16:49 AM

it's a fuckin yorkie. punt that piece of shit.

6/23/2012 10:17:24 AM

Coat the ground with hot pepper or other spices.

6/23/2012 10:26:25 AM

I thought that just kept them from trying to eat it.

6/23/2012 10:27:30 AM

Talk to her and tell her to curb her fucking dog. Next talk to the management company. After that you should start picking it up and putting it on her front door. Finally, call animal control every time you see it off leash. Maybe if she gets a ticket or two she'll wise up.

Chances are that none of this will work as it sounds like she's a complete cunt and you'll have to kill her and her stupid yippy dog.

6/23/2012 10:34:49 AM

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" she came cussing at us saying we broke her picture. i went over there to look at it (if the frame broke i would of replaced it). it was this huge picture frame with a picture of jesus."

Return the favor. Knock on her door cussing saying that you're tired of seeing her stupid little dog shit all over the fucking sidewalk and tell her how much of a complete low life she is for being a self-centered bitch. End it by saying you're disgusted with her worship of false idols and that you're late for your dianetics treatment and a local screening of Battlefield Earth.

6/23/2012 10:48:33 AM

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"^^i actully thought about doing that last night.. but im looking for more logical ideas lol."

hahaha

6/23/2012 11:07:34 AM

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"Coat the ground with hot pepper or other spices."

this works. our neighbor's dog kept shitting in our flower beds right next to the front door, so every time you walked outside it smelled like shit. we bought a giant container of cayenne from sam's & spread it everywhere. dogs sniff before they shit & they usually learn pretty quick that cayenne hurts.

6/23/2012 11:13:54 AM

Pick up the shit and leave it on her front step. Optionally leave a note stating her dog left this in the grass and thought she might want to hold on to it.

I actually read the whole post this time.

Tell her if she doesn't curb her dog her jesus pic is going to start falling off the wall on a regular basis.

[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 11:38 AM. Reason : e]

6/23/2012 11:37:10 AM

fucking neighbors and their fucking dogs


[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 11:49 AM. Reason : ]

6/23/2012 11:44:15 AM

Just kidnap the dog Newman style and drop it off in the country

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgfHNIMompM

6/23/2012 11:44:29 AM

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"Tell her if she doesn't curb her dog her jesus pic is going to start falling off the wall on a regular basis."

that will probably work....

6/23/2012 12:29:37 PM

then jesus sleeps with the fishes

6/23/2012 12:31:34 PM

get video of her letting her dog shit everywhere!

I'm not sure what use it will be but it SEEMS useful

6/23/2012 1:12:58 PM