6/23/2012 11:02:49 AM

I've been there before. It was everything they said it could be.

6/23/2012 11:05:31 AM

did you need a membership?

6/23/2012 12:49:49 PM

No.

6/23/2012 3:25:14 PM

I've always found it amazing that said bar is able to support 4-5 coke dealers on any given night and that they all get along with each other.

6/24/2012 6:05:57 AM

Wonder if one was the guy begging me for a ride to the strip club.

6/24/2012 8:33:00 AM

You didn't get raped or the herp?

6/24/2012 8:35:35 AM

Damn that place still exists? Better bars have come and gone, but The Goat remains. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

6/24/2012 2:56:05 PM

If a strange dude you have never met begs you for a ride to ANY strip club, and you jokingly ask about the foxy lady and he does not flinch, it is NEVER a good idea to provide the strange dude transportation to the strip club.

6/24/2012 2:59:35 PM

did you wear blackface?

6/24/2012 3:33:41 PM

Quote :

"did you need a membership?"

I didn't.

Because I'm white, you see.

7/3/2012 10:34:11 PM

I have never made a good decision at The Goat. And I've made a lot of decisions at The Goat.

7/4/2012 12:34:07 AM

Can you get any STDs just by proximity?

7/4/2012 12:56:36 AM

ask Mr Scrumples

[Edited on July 4, 2012 at 12:58 AM. Reason : yup]

[Edited on July 4, 2012 at 12:59 AM. Reason : yaheard?]

7/4/2012 12:57:59 AM