food lion and there were like 3 twwers there. so she ran to the bathroom and cleaned up best she could while her friends went to get a bunch paper towels or grocery bags or something to cover her shame. But they were actually out of checkoutline paper towels so they decided to get some paper bags to form make-shift shorts for her.
But the friggin cashier wouldn't let them have any unless they bought something and nobody brought their dough/cards because it was supposed to be a quick trip to grab a 12 pack or something, which had already been purchased. And you cant return alcoholic beverages once they leave the store.
So DDK stuff her pants full of those paper ass gaskets and tp and just straight beasted it out of foodlon.
I deeply hope she tied those piss panties to the doorknob so someone actually had to use their fingers to throw them away instead of just using a stick and a trashbag

6/23/2012 4:00:39 PM

k

6/23/2012 4:02:08 PM

tldr

6/23/2012 4:03:15 PM

I told you that in confidence Fermat

6/23/2012 4:06:02 PM

Liar! we both know you always have a spare pair of panties in your pocket for just these kinds of occasions

unless you were just holding out hoping to get a shot of some of the delectable butt

6/23/2012 4:30:22 PM

she's firmly against assplay

I found that out the hard way; I miss that kidney

6/23/2012 4:33:22 PM

See, now I know you're fibbing. Assplay to kate is what .... assplay is to gotse

6/23/2012 4:37:18 PM

6/23/2012 4:40:51 PM

Quote :

"Liar! we both know you always have a spare pair of panties in your pocket for just these kinds of occasions"

more like a change of clothes in your car

[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 4:43 PM. Reason : in case people spill their beer on you, or any number of other possibilities]

6/23/2012 4:42:27 PM

ive got an inflatable matress in my truck from 1998, a hospital pillow (stolen) a twenty pack of pink biglots razors, a poncho and some brand new damn nice overalls that have never been worn after trying them on.
men have it so easy.
unless your "change of clothes" is just a sack dress jammed into your glovebox

6/23/2012 5:21:44 PM

sounds plausible. i'm willing to believe it.

6/23/2012 5:50:31 PM

Quote :

"sounds plausible. i'm willing to believe it."

QFT

6/24/2012 8:40:09 AM

Pics?

6/24/2012 9:03:30 AM

you'll notice she hasn't refuted this

that speaks volumes

6/24/2012 9:27:24 AM

This story sounds as likely as the story of me banging your mom last night.

6/24/2012 10:23:01 AM

LOL @ "ass gasket"

6/24/2012 11:09:43 AM