that i only texted for some horny talk, i led her on id tell her what i was gonna do when i got there and shes tell me how wet she was and stuff like that

but i would text her while watching porn and soon as i got done jackin id stop talking to her and wouldnt talk to her (she wouldnt be reaching out to me either) for months, rinse and repeat

i wonder if she ever caught on. it was goood convo though, but like once i nutted i instantly stopped caring and her honry words meant nothing



[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 7:01 PM. Reason : e]

6/30/2012 7:00:18 PM

I know the exact situation you speak of.

6/30/2012 7:03:35 PM

Who HASN'T done this

6/30/2012 7:03:51 PM

when we honry we eat

6/30/2012 7:03:51 PM

when we honry we beat

6/30/2012 7:05:15 PM

Quote :

"but i would text her while watching porn and soon as i got done jackin id stop talking to her and wouldnt talk to her (she wouldnt be reaching out to me either) for months, rinse and repeat"

you go for months without masturbating?

6/30/2012 7:07:06 PM

nah it was like a certain kind of honry that would make me text this girl.

[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 7:08 PM. Reason : cant explain what it was]

6/30/2012 7:08:27 PM

the kind of horny where you're willing to catch aids if there's a chick right there

6/30/2012 7:11:44 PM

i try to avoid black women

6/30/2012 7:12:50 PM

I want to hook up with a hot black woman

But they don't like me

6/30/2012 7:14:21 PM

there's no such thing as a hot black woman.

6/30/2012 7:18:06 PM

dammit, burro, you're the second person that's tried to ruin this dream for me

6/30/2012 7:19:25 PM

lolthread.

6/30/2012 7:27:13 PM

threads like this is why BHS is my favorite nigga

6/30/2012 8:13:09 PM

haha 'certain kind of horny'


i.e. drunk, bored & alone


+1 for BHS for letting it out

6/30/2012 8:59:42 PM

I can barely read this thread

it hits too close to home

6/30/2012 9:25:22 PM

tears in your eyes?

6/30/2012 9:53:54 PM

+1 over here

7/1/2012 4:08:00 AM

Quote :

"I know the exact situation you speak of."

7/1/2012 7:08:22 AM

I don't get it.

If you're going to put in all this effort, why not fuck a real life girl?

I know, I know, easier said than done... but don't tell me there aren't any girls in your phone that would take less effort to bone that the effort it takes to watch porn, text a girl, jack off, and do whatever you do in your mind to tie all that shit together.

7/1/2012 7:13:19 AM

where is the effort?

I don't see it

if anything this is the lazy low effort path

7/1/2012 8:52:47 AM

But sometimes you don't want to fuck a real girl. You just want to get off in the privacy of your own home without having to deal with someone else. For some people, it's less work (and more pleasurable) to go to elaborate lengths to masturbate than it is to deal with a person face to face to fuck.

7/1/2012 9:07:10 AM

DAMN IT! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR TEXT CONVERSATIONS!

7/1/2012 9:19:27 AM

damn bottombaby broke it down

^o come on, i wouldnt settle for this if it were you

7/1/2012 11:38:00 AM

damn bottombaby broke it down

^o come on, i wouldnt settle for this if it were you

7/1/2012 11:38:00 AM

7/1/2012 12:09:00 PM

x 2

7/1/2012 12:18:34 PM

Quote :

"But sometimes you don't want to fuck a real girl. You just want to get off in the privacy of your own home without having to deal with someone else. For some people, it's less work (and more pleasurable) to go to elaborate lengths to masturbate than it is to deal with a person face to face to fuck."

Okay, and when you're texting, there's no face there, but you still have a connection to another person. I mean, whatever floats your boat. And considering the responses in this thread, this isn't uncommon. I've never seen things this way before, so when I read it I just couldn't really understand it.

7/1/2012 12:25:16 PM