http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/29/adele-announces-first-pregnancy/

Her career is over or her songs are now going to be about angsty baby momma drama. I'm looking forward to her next singles, Child Support and Courtroom divorcee blues.

7/1/2012 8:41:59 PM

You're a sad specimen of a human being

7/1/2012 8:42:31 PM

Truly

7/1/2012 8:43:24 PM

^^ back at you

7/1/2012 8:44:53 PM

lol

7/1/2012 8:45:13 PM

well

whatever

as long as she keeps singing

7/1/2012 8:48:01 PM

this thread sucks

i hope the original poster dies

7/1/2012 9:35:33 PM

Great... Now she will have an excuse for being a fat ass.

7/1/2012 9:47:31 PM

mr big trolling hard

7/1/2012 9:47:34 PM

The word is pregnant.

7/1/2012 9:49:42 PM

I thought merbig was writing an angsty song about an ex who dumped him.

7/1/2012 9:52:45 PM

Shameful thread is shameful

7/1/2012 10:00:09 PM

She already announced she was taking a 5 year break from music, so this probably changes nothing.

7/1/2012 10:27:55 PM

I don't understand, why is she a "bitch whore"? Did she break your heart or something?

7/1/2012 10:54:30 PM

She does have an extremely white trash accent. I can't stand to hear her talk.

7/1/2012 10:56:58 PM

There are plenty of fat females with great voices. I seriously doubt this affects her career once she comes back.

7/1/2012 11:15:27 PM

this thread sucks

i hope the original poster dies

7/2/2012 12:24:40 AM

7/2/2012 12:37:40 AM

Quote :

"She already announced she was taking a 5 year break from music, so this probably changes nothing."

She didn't announce shit other than this:

Quote :

"I’ve a few days off now, and then it’s the Brit Awards here at home and then I’m straight into the studio. BOYYAHH! 5 years? More like 5 days!"

With the child? Who knows. I guess it's more writing material for her, as no dude is going to want to be with some angsty 24 year old woman with a baby.

7/2/2012 12:55:26 AM

Holy shit, she's only 24?

Maybe it's just the pics I've seen of her, but I thought she was close to 40.

7/2/2012 2:08:49 AM

Quote :

" this thread sucks i hope the original poster dies"

7/2/2012 3:02:21 AM

Oh, this is a merpig thread...
Nevermind

7/2/2012 6:38:32 AM

i have had the feeling for awhile that she doesnt really want all this attention

7/2/2012 8:48:42 AM

Its an act she loves attention.

7/2/2012 8:58:32 AM

^^ You're wrong.

She just wants to be all Kurt Cobain and sing about her bullshit. The only difference between the two was Kurt was awesome and she's not. I wonder if she'll die at 27 as well?

7/2/2012 11:16:28 PM

It's funny to me that if Adele was a dude with that fame and money he would have a smoking hot GF, but her BF is just some nobody fat neckbeard.

Gives me hope that I can land some rich famous fat lady since I'm a fat dude who occasionally has a neckbeard when I'm too lazy to trim.

7/2/2012 11:27:29 PM

I thought this thread was about Snooki

7/3/2012 10:04:09 AM

Quote :

"Great... Now she will have an excuse for being a fat ass."

7/3/2012 10:06:15 AM

^^ I thought she was too busy being a carpet muncher?

7/3/2012 8:04:16 PM

bump for the word bitch for juxtapose

9/14/2012 12:07:13 AM

no now her songs are gonna be in major key and all about WITH AAAARMS WIDE OOOPUUUHN and whatnot

9/14/2012 12:39:27 AM

i think some of you people have too much time on your hands

9/14/2012 3:47:04 PM

HUNDERRRR THE SUNLAAAHEET

9/14/2012 6:24:31 PM