alright listen. long story short:my bestest friend has a baby and is currently unemployed in Erie, PA where the job market sucks. She has her basic needs met, but she needs to pay bills. She has already cut her phone off and living on a bare minimum, and this would mean a lot to her. I love my friend, therefore I will do any reasonable request for donations. The request needs to match the donation amount. http://igg.me/p/127700


first request was by bbehe for me to sing the Toto song "rain in africa" song in video for $40. I am a terrible singer, but he knows how much I hate that song..




I am more than willing to make food/baked goods and/or make an ass out of myself, babysit for free (I have references), errands that I can do without a car... no sexual favors and nothing illegal.


and you will have my eternal love and gratitude

7/2/2012 4:24:12 PM

From experience "begonias" FDT works alot better

7/2/2012 4:25:50 PM

lol no

7/2/2012 4:27:46 PM

Everyone pitch in, get to $1000, and Katie will have to organize the TWW summer party/orgy.

Or FDT whatever works.

7/2/2012 4:28:27 PM

or you could just donate $5 out of the goodness of your heart and receive good karma.


and my eternal love.

7/2/2012 4:30:22 PM

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"I will do any reasonable request for donations."

will you match donations?

7/2/2012 4:30:22 PM

I wish I could, I plan on donating on payday, but I am so so broke that I could never promise that.

7/2/2012 4:31:11 PM

I'm heading to the bank...this its going to be a riot

7/2/2012 4:53:30 PM

elaborate on the riot part :

7/2/2012 5:03:35 PM

They want to pay you to incite a riot. Duh.

7/2/2012 5:13:41 PM

that I can do

7/2/2012 5:16:12 PM

Is this rendition of "Rain in Africa" available on youtube?

7/2/2012 5:16:23 PM

I'm in for this vid! Make it good, $10

7/2/2012 5:23:20 PM

Added to my topics.

7/2/2012 5:28:01 PM

I bet walmart is hiring.

7/2/2012 5:32:08 PM

and I bet what she would make at Wal-Mart would probably be instantly cancelled out by daycare costs

7/2/2012 5:53:03 PM

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"first request was by bbehe for me to sing the Toto song "rain in africa" song in video for $40."

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"$10 Raised of $1,000 Goal 30 days left "

$40 > $10

7/2/2012 5:53:12 PM

"are we on air?"

7/2/2012 5:59:49 PM

^^^There's usually a McDonald's near Wal-mart and if she's lucky then it will have a play area. Free child kennel

7/2/2012 6:02:42 PM

^ now thats some good thinking

7/2/2012 6:03:16 PM

^^^^that's not bbehe's donation.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 6:04 PM. Reason : ^]

7/2/2012 6:03:59 PM

bbehe has not donated and I have not made the video... I do not know which one is supposed to go first.... but I am so so sooooo bad at singing.


and umop-apisdn is the first to donate . I would like to take this time to declare my loyalty and eternal e-love to him.

his request

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"I would like you to draw a close-up of the cephalothorax of any member of the genus Tetragnatha."

will do, send me the address you want me to send it to or should I post it?

7/2/2012 6:32:44 PM

When you open this up to sexual favors HOLLA.

7/2/2012 6:36:22 PM

I can pm you pornographic pictures of other women for a whole year

7/2/2012 6:41:16 PM

Its 2012 and the Internet is chock full of free porn. If you really cared about your friend and her baby you'd sacrifice your body to help them.

Won't you please think of the child?

7/2/2012 6:49:18 PM

Your post seems to imply that the father is still in the picture

he shouldn't be shy about whoring himself out either, there are sure to be plenty of old ladies out for the young stuff

7/2/2012 6:52:35 PM

Hey guys, I could use some money. Please give me. k, thx, you have my e-love.

7/2/2012 7:02:54 PM

im shocked this hasnt turned into a hate filled thread on why your friend is deserving of money when so many in America are suffering worse

7/2/2012 7:05:52 PM

why did they have a kid they couldnt support?

or was unemployment sudden?

they should move to mexico. illegal emigration

7/2/2012 7:35:40 PM

Apparently all she needs to do is go hang out with some middle schoolers until they make fun of her on video. Then everyone here will be clamoring over themselves to donate money.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 7:54 PM. Reason : ]

7/2/2012 7:54:16 PM

the baby was not planned, what can you do?

yea, of course she should have planned better, of course she could have given up the baby blah blah blah


but she didn't and I plan to help her anyway I can.

7/3/2012 9:54:37 AM

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"and I bet what she would make at Wal-Mart would probably be instantly cancelled out by daycare costs "

Truth

7/3/2012 9:57:57 AM

FDT and this will take off

7/3/2012 9:59:04 AM

Does have a high school diploma? College degree?

What's her job experience? What's the job market like in Erie, PA?

If most of her close family is in the area, are they helping any? If not, what keeps her in Erie, PA?

[Edited on July 3, 2012 at 10:03 AM. Reason : ]

7/3/2012 10:02:17 AM

family is in Erie, but all they can offer is free babysitting, they are not doing well since the economy went south.

She graduated highschool and essentially has had food and part time work since. He is half way through a nursing degree, but had to put it on pause when she had the baby

7/3/2012 10:07:03 AM

She could swim across the lake to Canada and take advantage of their socialism.

7/3/2012 10:07:04 AM

10 dollar bill bucks if you FDT.

7/3/2012 10:14:20 AM

fuck off, nobody wants a piece of what they're giving in canada

7/3/2012 10:26:11 AM

These people do

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-moving-to-canada-because-of-obamacare

7/3/2012 10:32:17 AM

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"She graduated highschool and essentially has had food and part time work since. He is half way through a nursing degree, but had to put it on pause when she had the baby"

So basically they will be stuck in this rut for the rest of their life?

7/3/2012 10:46:05 AM

Maybe you could post of menu with prices of suggestions that we can pick from otherwise every other post is going to be 'FDT for $15'

7/3/2012 11:29:58 AM

I'm not judging, I'm just curious. How does a baby put nursing school on hold? If it were my situation, it's all the more reason to encourage my husband to finish up & get that paycheck while I take care of the baby since I'm unemployed. I don't quite understand why people stop pursuing paths that lead to paying jobs when life shit that requires a paycheck pop up.

7/3/2012 11:40:14 AM

no shit...if anything thats the time to put on your big boy pants and get to busting your ass any way you can.

7/3/2012 11:42:05 AM

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"'FDT for $15"

What size are we talking?

7/3/2012 11:43:48 AM

Did we really just correlate "big boy pants" with a nursing degree?

7/3/2012 11:44:47 AM

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"What size are we talking?"

Like it matter, I mean as long as they're smoot and perky it's all good. But what I was saying was that if there was something to pick from it would put an end to all the requests to FDT...It's not going to happen. You might get a little side boob but it would cost you...anyway that's another post.

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"no shit...if anything thats the time to put on your big boy pants and get to busting your ass any way you can."

Agreed, but I guess they need something now to get them through. Maybe he dropped because they couldn't pay tuition which is valid but just for the short run.

7/3/2012 11:53:19 AM

School by day and work by night. I've known lots of people who have done this. It sucks while it's going on but it pays off in the end.

7/3/2012 11:54:39 AM

I've got my own down-and-out acquaintances I could be helping

7/3/2012 12:04:58 PM

can't feed em? don't breed em.

7/3/2012 12:05:27 PM

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"School by day and work by night. I've known lots of people who have done this. It sucks while it's going on but it pays off in the end."

I did this all four years. My brother-in-law did it too and he and his wife had a baby.

7/3/2012 12:05:56 PM