Discuss.

7/7/2012 3:30:50 PM

mine is coming along nicely, how about yours?

7/7/2012 3:33:17 PM

almost as bad as "morning wood" boners when you fall asleep for 10 seconds at work

7/7/2012 3:33:55 PM

I like rubbing my crotch against random strangers when riding a crowded bus or subway. Usually results in a boner.

Does this count?

7/7/2012 3:34:55 PM

^ I KNEW IT!

7/7/2012 3:35:25 PM

Haha...boners.

This thread is dedicated to kickstand.

7/7/2012 3:36:25 PM

Score one for punchmonk

7/7/2012 3:39:50 PM

you said boners

7/7/2012 3:44:41 PM

Why does anyone need to contact this boners fellow? What's he got that we'd want?

7/7/2012 3:44:49 PM

I'm an old fart. I don't get hard at the drop of a hat anymore.

7/7/2012 3:46:40 PM

punchmonk giving me a proximity boner itt

7/7/2012 3:52:17 PM

I'm a fan of contact boners.

It's fun to accidentally a guy's crotch for this exact reason

7/7/2012 4:09:43 PM

accidentally what?

7/7/2012 4:31:16 PM

you know

7/7/2012 4:33:36 PM

youuu knowwww

7/7/2012 4:34:43 PM

8=======

7/7/2012 4:35:24 PM

WTF does punchmonk know about this subject?

7/7/2012 7:07:06 PM

7/7/2012 7:12:44 PM

is this like at a strip club?

7/9/2012 11:22:18 AM

I have never gotten a boner at a strip club

7/9/2012 11:32:29 AM

u~?

7/9/2012 11:50:55 AM

The thread was made bc kickstand wondered if skinny jeans gave contact bones, meaning the pants rubbing the head too much. I guess any contact boner is when the penis is rubbed but I was more interested to know kickstand's query.

[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 11:52 AM. Reason : I also laughed really hard at the phrase. Just funny!]

7/9/2012 11:51:50 AM

7/9/2012 11:53:55 AM

I guess strippers just don't do it for me. I know it's just a tease and nothing will come from it, so it doesn't get me all worked up.

7/9/2012 11:56:09 AM

WTF is a contact boner?

7/9/2012 11:59:38 AM

happens at the shittiest times

7/9/2012 12:06:18 PM

Like the gym?!

7/9/2012 6:33:27 PM

A contact boner is a codition that occurs when the penis becomes rigid once it is held in a position by an article of clothing that it is not used to. For instance, sometimes a flacid penis can just be sitting there and the front seam of a pair of mesh shorts can shift over that penis. The different feeling that the penis gets from the weight of the seam will cause the penis to harden. Usually the condition can be rectified by adjusting the angle of the penis or the shorts. Hopefully then, an awkward public boner can be avoided.

7/9/2012 8:12:10 PM

7/9/2012 8:16:05 PM

hahahahahahaha

7/9/2012 8:31:24 PM

[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 8:34 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2012 8:34:06 PM

boner... growing pains... it all makes sense now

7/9/2012 8:34:28 PM

its rarely a full boner.

7/9/2012 8:35:09 PM

nothing that can't be solved with an uptuck

7/9/2012 8:41:26 PM

i wonder if girls like seeing boners through the pants or shorts as much as guys like seeing nipples through shirts

7/9/2012 8:54:28 PM

They like em about as much as they like receiving unsolicited cock shot texts.

7/9/2012 8:58:40 PM

^ & ^^ YES

7/9/2012 9:09:56 PM

^This

7/9/2012 9:11:34 PM

if ^ and ^^ are serious, i guess it's time to ebay my codpiece

fashions change so quickly

7/9/2012 9:14:43 PM

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Hyuck hyuck!!

7/9/2012 9:31:18 PM

Some girl contact me with nip pics so I can get a boner

7/9/2012 9:32:44 PM

for DivaBaby19 and egyeyes

7/10/2012 3:55:54 PM

I wonder if she knew that was going on.

7/10/2012 3:58:18 PM

she could be blind. she appears to be trying to jerk off his thumb.

7/10/2012 3:59:44 PM