if you're this woman:




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=1208737

Quote :

"“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. She makes sure to have some fun, too. “We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too," she told the magazine. "My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”"

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 9:43:31 PM

butterface

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/12/2012 9:44:59 PM

she sticks butter in her face

7/12/2012 9:48:52 PM

goddamn someone keep that bitch from eating and she'd lose weight at a faster rate

7/12/2012 9:49:27 PM

lol 532 pounds is a pretty shitty goal.

7/12/2012 9:50:36 PM

I'm aroused.

7/12/2012 9:50:59 PM

Quote :

"I pleasure Alex, too"

Someone should start a fund for that guy.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 9:51 PM. Reason : -]

7/12/2012 9:51:02 PM

Quote :

"World's Heaviest Woman Loses 98 Pounds With Marathon Sex (PHOTOS) "

SCORE

7/12/2012 9:55:30 PM

I just puked my McD's up.

7/12/2012 9:56:27 PM

big girls need love too

just not that big

but when she gets down to 532 i'll holler

7/12/2012 9:58:07 PM

Big girls need love too, they just have to pay.

7/12/2012 9:58:37 PM

I'm not lyin when I'm talkin to you....

7/12/2012 9:58:46 PM

Oh. That is a different lady.

Quote :

"Big model Susanne Eman claims to weigh 728 pounds, which would make her the world's heaviest woman. However, the 32-year-old from Casa Grande, Ariz., has never been weighed by Guinness World records officials. "

7/12/2012 10:01:35 PM

how the fuck do you eat 10,000 calories a day. do you just shove doritos in your face constantly EVEN DURING SEX?

nasty

7/12/2012 10:03:39 PM

Quote :

"how the fuck do you eat 10,000 calories a day"

Lots of donuts

7/12/2012 10:05:31 PM

what would she look like if she weighed, let's say, 145 pounds? I bet she could fly off buildings?

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 10:05 PM. Reason : like those squirrels, you know?]

7/12/2012 10:05:35 PM

lol

7/12/2012 10:07:25 PM

star jones reference from family guy?

7/12/2012 10:08:15 PM

Quote :

"Alex, who weighs just 140 pounds, does most of the work in the bedroom. "

7/12/2012 10:08:17 PM

Alex's life would forever change that day.

7/12/2012 10:14:47 PM

Erryone has to have a goal in life.

I guess that's one way to "get moving."

7/12/2012 10:16:30 PM

1) she should probably cut back the 10,000 calories a day and see how that helps

2) i need to have more sex

7/12/2012 10:18:50 PM

its bad that fat chick is having more sex than me

7/12/2012 10:20:39 PM

This is further proof that in order to get some dick, all a chick has to do is ...


not stop a guy from fucking her.

7/12/2012 10:22:34 PM

dude if she did a myspace shot shed look like an average fat woman

youd have no idea how expansive the roots are beneath

7/12/2012 10:23:10 PM

This is horrible

7/12/2012 10:24:20 PM

SHADE IN THE SUMMER. WARMTH IN THE WINTER

7/12/2012 10:46:43 PM

pick a fold and fuck it.


also, my post above was in reference to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-lepf-ark8




[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 10:48 PM. Reason : 1988, yo. ]

7/12/2012 10:47:11 PM

^^^^, ^^^^^

Also, what a disgusting hog, and you know she is absolutely worthless. Aside from the fact that she's obviously a whole new kind of lazy, she's too fat to be useful even if she tried.

7/12/2012 10:53:20 PM