So last night, i was riding in this car with a dude who had maybe like 3 beers, he sees flashing lights and pulls over. Turns out it was a tow truck BUT behind the tow truck was a cop. So then the cop pulls us over. The dude travels for work 5 or 6 days a week and his registration/inspection is like 10 months out of date because he literally drives maybe 2 or 3 days a month here. ANYWAYS the cop was like "You just pulled over for a tow truck, how many beerz have you had" and he was like "2" so he tells him to get out da car he does the eye test and the cop was like "i think your probably about at a .06, but let me give you this breathalizer" so he does it and it doesn't work and the cop can't figure out why its not working. Anyways some dude rolls by with the windows down and yells "fuck the police" really loud and the cop gets in his car and speeds off. We lafta'd the whole way home.

lolz

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7/14/2012 10:54:02 AM

this ain't no big business

7/14/2012 10:58:41 AM

5/10

7/14/2012 11:01:45 AM

yeah i mean you had to be there.

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7/14/2012 11:02:33 AM

yo holmes to bel-air!

7/14/2012 11:04:08 AM

how pathetic.,


cop can't let some stupid idiots yell some dumb shit out of a window without taking it as a personal attack..

sounded like a decent dude up until that part

7/14/2012 11:04:41 AM

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7/15/2012 12:18:03 AM