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"Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

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""I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'""

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""Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing."

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"As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat. "I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing." The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on time. But he learned something that day. The hardened traveler has a new game plan for airport security. "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," Falcon said. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.""

Two funny user comments

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"IF my junk was that big, I would put a watch and a little hat on it so they get really confused by the x-ray."

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"If you looked at the pictures of the Guinness World record holders, you would note that the world's smallest woman isn't as big as twice this dude's erection."

Here is the Rolling Stone article about him, with lots of, umm, facts and stats about his size at various ages (including angle of bend in degrees). But, these 3 take the cake:

http://www.webcitation.org/5cIyDR6N1

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"Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his classmates' fathers. "

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"When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."

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"When Jonah was ten, an older neighborhood kid told an eighteen-year-old woman, "I've got a buddy who's got the biggest dick you'll ever see. It's probably a foot long. He's kind of shy. Want to fuck him?" The woman said she did. So Jonah, who was five foot zero, maybe ninety-eight pounds and mostly bald in the crotch, agreed to meet this woman. He didn't know what sex was, but he showed up, and the woman showed up, too -- red hair, average build, brown eyes. Jonah had no clue what to do, but he knew that people had sex lying down, so he lay on his back and waited. He remembers "fondling and fucking" and that the woman was probably on top, but all that is vague to him now. What still echoes is the woman's refrain: "Holy shit! I've never seen anything like that in my life. Holy shit! . . .""

The woman, who would be 49-50 now, should come forward!

I feel bad for him, actually. He can't really have sex, or enjoy it if he does, and having to deal with this everyday would get extremely tedious and frustrating:

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"Falcon packs his penis to the left and buttons his pants. The human brain needs several seconds to reconcile the sight. His dick stretches across his pelvis and settles against his outer thigh. The head of Falcon's organ rises in unmistakable relief from beneath the fabric."

He actually has to pack it when he wants to put clothes on!

This page supposedly has a pic, but it has already exceeded the monthly bandwidth quota:

http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/nude.html

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:38 PM. Reason : haters can choose not to click... thread title is extremely clear]

7/18/2012 3:33:12 PM

Is Daily Mail down today or something

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2012 3:34:21 PM

you really get into shit that doesn't matter to anyone

7/18/2012 3:34:25 PM

i saw a show with this guy on discovery health

hes a fuckin arrogant prick

and yes there is hate in my voice

7/18/2012 3:37:17 PM

i'm no ~, but i'd kind of like to see that out of sheer curiosity.

7/18/2012 3:37:28 PM

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"But he learned something that day. The hardened traveler has a new game plan for airport security."

7/18/2012 3:39:23 PM

they showed the outline of it in his pants on the show

7/18/2012 3:39:56 PM

~ thread is ~

7/18/2012 3:42:04 PM

7/18/2012 3:42:04 PM

ahahah




Regardless, he looks like a dbag.

7/18/2012 3:42:22 PM

If my your dick was that big, you'd be cocky, too.

7/18/2012 3:42:46 PM

7/18/2012 3:43:45 PM

If my dick was that big I'd still go to the gym.

7/18/2012 3:44:01 PM

lol lady gaga

7/18/2012 3:44:09 PM

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"The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on time"

so the TSA really doesn't have anything to do with this story

its just 0EP posting about dick

7/18/2012 3:44:10 PM

Yeah, this thread could be Dude with world's largest penis goes to gas station or Dude with world's largest dick sends an email

7/18/2012 3:46:52 PM

OMG he is white

7/18/2012 3:47:00 PM

Good thread. Read it all

I'm krallum and i approved this message

7/18/2012 3:47:42 PM

would love to see 0EPII1's google alerts list

god he's a creepy fuck

7/18/2012 3:48:40 PM

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"i saw a show with this guy on discovery health hes a fuckin arrogant prick and yes there is hate in my voice"

Honestly the guy is a lunatic. If you read the Rolling Stone article, he talks about how he purposefully wears tights and stretchy material so that anyone can see his dick. In one instance he cites wearing nylon tights and a baseball jacket and going to baseball games--and he talks about how everyone, including children and their parents, are staring at his dick. The rest of his interview isn't much better--really inflated ego, and he's a failed actor.

What a messed up dude. He'll wind up on an episode of Hoarder's.

7/18/2012 3:53:36 PM

he does have a pretty cool last name though

7/18/2012 4:03:01 PM

if "jonah falcon" isn't a good porn name, I don't know what is.

7/18/2012 4:04:45 PM

Why is this douchebag not doing porn?

He sure has a face for it..

7/18/2012 4:10:37 PM

if you people can't fucking read, don't blame me. don't be illiterate buffoons... they even tested the outside of his trousers for explosives. and of course as i quoted, asked him if had a "growth". so yes, it has a lot to do with the TSA.

as for porn, he has been contacted many times, but always turned them down. reasons:

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""Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.""

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""just the easy way out ... it's not going to help my legit acting career.""

this is a good read:

http://weirdnews.about.com/od/lovesexandmarriage/a/John-Falcon-Biggest-Penis.htm ... has a pixelated pic as well, for Smath74, or check http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/nude.html on the first of the month.

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 4:15 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2012 4:14:28 PM

wonder what his boxers smell like

7/18/2012 4:16:14 PM

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"would love to see 0EPII1's google alerts list"

i have never subscribed to a single alert or rss feed. don't even know how rss works.

it is called "go to various news sites and check the "most popular/read/discussed/emailed" links on the right". also, "clicking on the "weird news" section on many news sites".

jesus you are a dumb assuming judgmental fuck.

7/18/2012 4:21:50 PM

How silly of him to think you would streamline your process of finding dumb news stories.

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7/18/2012 4:25:24 PM

His public access sports show--"Talking Yankees"

7/18/2012 4:38:49 PM

Absolutely no one should be surprised that this is the type of content that fascinates OEPII1. He would probably sniff the crotch of Falcon's compression shorts for unknown reasons too.

What a fucking creepy goon.

7/18/2012 4:43:36 PM

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"What a fucking creepy goon."

7/18/2012 4:49:01 PM

^^^Lol

7/18/2012 4:50:28 PM

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"drop your pants, sailor"

7/18/2012 4:56:53 PM

OEP is a super creepy faggot.

7/18/2012 5:00:45 PM

The funny thing about Falcon's first sexual experience is that he turned out to be gay.

7/18/2012 5:06:04 PM

I saw the Strange Sex episode on TLC about this guy. What really made me dislike the dude was how in every sentence he couldn't just say "my large penis this, my large penis that." EVERY TIME he would say "my 13.5" penis this, my 13.5" penis that." We get it, it's big. I'd imagine him saying that every time scares off more people than it attracts.

7/18/2012 6:31:44 PM

Hey, at least he's an American, so we can claim to have the biggest and best of yet another thing

USA USA USA!

7/18/2012 6:52:06 PM

^^^ links say he is bi

7/18/2012 6:58:59 PM

Saw his episode of Strange Sex this weekend...I was intrigued by his huge bulge.

7/18/2012 7:05:23 PM

I would go to locker rooms and just strut around buttass with my hands on my hips, looking at everyone in the eye and just smirking the most shit eating grin of all time.

7/18/2012 7:07:32 PM

Don't you do that anyway?

7/18/2012 7:15:45 PM

Yeah but now I just do it soliciting gay sex

7/18/2012 7:16:36 PM

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"I saw the Strange Sex episode on TLC about this guy"

yea thats what it was lol all those channels run together at a certain point

7/18/2012 9:06:16 PM

It was on the Oprah channel when I saw it.

7/18/2012 9:08:25 PM

shed suck his big white dick for a few nielsen ratings

7/18/2012 9:09:44 PM

BHS bringing the lols.

7/18/2012 9:20:51 PM

here we are



my search led me to a couple of sexymaleceleb.com type websites on which I inadvertently saw both Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Lopez's penises (Ronaldo is rather skinny, btw), so you guys should be properly grateful.

7/18/2012 9:23:38 PM

Damn.

I wonder if his dad is hung.

7/18/2012 9:24:58 PM

I bet it's tough for him to keep an erection for long. Way too much blood has to be pumped into that thing.

7/18/2012 9:45:23 PM

It's a shame if that guy isn't banging bitches left and right


Gotta use the talents you were blessed with

7/18/2012 9:46:28 PM

he probably bangs bitches everytime he turns left or right

7/18/2012 9:51:08 PM