the length of Cleopatra's nose

let that sink in

7/21/2012 7:00:50 PM

If Avidius Cassius hadnt led a revolt against Marcus Aurelius, world wars I & II would have never happened

7/21/2012 7:14:20 PM

if ghengis khan had gotten his dick chopped off in battle early in life, the worlds population would be dramatically smaller

7/21/2012 7:16:18 PM

because seven ate nine

7/21/2012 7:19:49 PM

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

7/21/2012 7:20:00 PM

7/21/2012 7:20:22 PM

If Henry VIII didn't have such a raging libido we'd all be catholic and speaking spanish

7/21/2012 7:21:34 PM

if Neville Chamberlain weren't such a pussy, 6 million Jews (or their 10 million or so of their descendants, rather) would be alive

7/22/2012 6:51:22 PM

if NC hadn't had such a pristine eugenics program during Gelstav Hemsvirs visit , the nazi party would have had one hell of an uphill battle gathering upperclass supporters before the night of the long knives

7/22/2012 7:03:45 PM

so for anyone actually interested in counterfactual history, this is a good read

http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/ht/40.2/lebow.html

7/22/2012 7:05:12 PM

nobody is interested in that and you know it.

I mean just look at the type size.
Anything extracted from a pdf file cannot be taken seriously

7/22/2012 7:19:04 PM

I'm interested in it, and apparently so is Richard Ned Lebow

theres gotta be a third somewhere

7/22/2012 7:20:15 PM

^^^^^you meant to include the other sixty million people that died in WWII too right? that number is certainly higher by some non-trivial amount on account of intentionally misleading russian reports for thirty years on either side of the war

[Edited on July 22, 2012 at 7:26 PM. Reason : a]

7/22/2012 7:24:40 PM

LIES

7/22/2012 7:25:36 PM

fat titties

7/22/2012 7:30:11 PM

^^^
no, I forget about them, actually
when I think "Hitler" and "dead people," I automatically think "Jews"
there's probably some profound truth lurking in here somewhere

7/22/2012 7:34:10 PM

Did you know that the omission of non-jews from the remembrance of WWII atrocities lead directly the use of the three sea shells as depicted in Demolition Man?

7/22/2012 7:38:56 PM

wat

7/22/2012 7:53:05 PM

wat

7/22/2012 7:53:05 PM

If you step on a butterfly hitler would have been Anne frank.

7/22/2012 9:11:23 PM