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"HENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRICK, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!!!!"

Only cause that shit comes on 99.9 every 5 minutes...and there's no shortage of it on other channels too.

That Geico lizard is getting up there too, for similar reasons.


The radio ones bother me the most because I can't fast forward through them

7/23/2012 9:32:49 AM

almost any car commercial

7/23/2012 9:34:40 AM

Aflac needs to bring back the Major Medical pigeon. He was the only thing that made their commercials worth a shit



[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 9:48 AM. Reason : a]

7/23/2012 9:46:09 AM

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"That Geico lizard is getting up there too"

i've been saying for awhile, less lizard, more caveman

7/23/2012 9:47:38 AM

You covered it.

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"HENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRICK, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!!!!"

Not advocating violence or destruction or anything but if someone exploded every single car on every Hendrick lot the day after they forgot to renew their insurance and it resulted in them going permanently out of business I wouldn't feel bad for them in the slightest.

As is I have to settle for involuntarily screaming an expletive at the radio and death punching the radio buttons until the station changes.

That commercial went away for a while, I thought we were finally in the clear but 99.9 has resurrected it. Given my standing policy of not turning back to the offending station for a 5 minute period after hearing the commercial and the fact that 99.9 plays it every 2 -3 minutes I guess I'm on a full 99.9 boycott until they drop the sponsor.

7/23/2012 10:07:30 AM

yall niggas jealous

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 10:19 AM. Reason : man fuck hatin on a myspace embed]

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 10:20 AM. Reason : HENDRIX #1. CAROLINAS GIANT]

7/23/2012 10:18:20 AM

Is Hendrick the same dealership that has those annoying ass radio commercials with the owner telling some corny joke while his floozy giggles like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard? Every time I hear those ads I hope their dealership explodes.

7/23/2012 10:19:14 AM

Every jingle that's sung but doesn't rhyme.

7/23/2012 10:25:09 AM

NAPA KNOW HOW






FUCK THEM WITH BROKEN GLASS IN THE ANUS.

7/23/2012 10:29:21 AM

the lips never match up with the vocals in the Napa commercials...that bothers me as much as anything

7/23/2012 10:40:19 AM

whats the led zeppelin car song of the year? do they still do that?

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7/23/2012 10:42:31 AM

Thanks for reminding me how much I love those NAPA commercials!

7/23/2012 11:06:57 AM

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"Is Hendrick the same dealership that has those annoying ass radio commercials with the owner telling some corny joke while his floozy giggles like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard? "

Ha, I've heard these. They're staged to sound like they're live. I heard one where he was talking about the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. Those commercials irritate me greatly, and I've only a few different ones a few times.

7/23/2012 11:12:58 AM

sounds like yall need to invest in satellite radio... that or learn to not let commercials upset you so much


can you not switch to another station when commercials come on if they really bug you that much? or plug in your phone or something. really, you fools are silly

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM. Reason : you]

7/23/2012 11:13:55 AM

Oh, and it makes me sad that the Misfits sold "Where Eagles Dare" to Sailor Jerry liquor.

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ^sure we can, but that's not what this thread is about.]

7/23/2012 11:15:15 AM

7/23/2012 11:22:48 AM

The DirecTV commercials where it starts: "when you pay too much for cable you get mad. When you get mad you..." and so on.

I fucking hate those goddamn commercials. I realize it's neither a jingle nor a mascot but I really needed to vent

7/23/2012 11:23:01 AM

+1 for Sirius/XM. No commercials, better music.

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 11:56 AM. Reason : 4]

7/23/2012 11:55:51 AM

/thread

7/23/2012 11:57:52 AM

I thought all you internet folks wanted to lay it down with Flo

7/23/2012 11:59:27 AM

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"sounds like yall need to invest in satellite radio... that or learn to not let commercials upset you so much "

Satellite weather doesn't give me traffic reports. I usually only listen long enough to hear the report and then switch to NPR or my ipod.

7/23/2012 12:09:37 PM

wouldn't it be quicker/easier to just check on a computer or your phone before you left? googlemaps even does real time traffic layers if you use googlemaps (have used it to get around many a traffic jam)

7/23/2012 12:14:30 PM

this thread is apparently making me feel very contrarious

7/23/2012 12:17:25 PM

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 12:29 PM. Reason : why would i even want aflac if i can get a rapping pigeon instead]

7/23/2012 12:29:12 PM

the greensboro grasshoppers jingle

AWFUL

7/23/2012 12:31:01 PM

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"Is Hendrick the same dealership that has those annoying ass radio commercials with the owner telling some corny joke while his floozy giggles like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard? Every time I hear those ads I hope their dealership explodes."

HAHAHA! I agree...those jokes are so horrible, and it's painfully obvious that she is only laughing because it's going to be in the commercial. why hasn't someone told them how terrible those ads are?

7/23/2012 12:33:17 PM

the fucking torchlight academy song is obnoxious and off key

I couldn't find the song online, but it looks like a good school

they sing this part that goes "I'm so glad I go to torchlight"

7/23/2012 12:35:49 PM

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"+1 for Sirius/XM. No commercials, better music."

Sweet. What channel does local sports talk on Sirius/XM?

7/23/2012 12:38:02 PM

yea how much is it?

oh right radio is free .... and come with torchlight commercials

7/23/2012 12:41:10 PM

pretty much anything that is on MTV, I would like to kill with fire

7/23/2012 1:56:23 PM

588-2300-EMPIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tbejz1h4eM

7/23/2012 2:01:59 PM

TODAY

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"HAHAHA! I agree...those jokes are so horrible, and it's painfully obvious that she is only laughing because it's going to be in the commercial. why hasn't someone told them how terrible those ads are?"

I'm 100% certain that every commercial that Hendrick has ever done has been made with the intent to make people remember their commercials by making them as irritating as possible. Just remember that when it comes time to buy a car. Let's shop Hendrick. You know, that dealership that trolls and annoys the entire region with their insufferable ads.

7/23/2012 2:38:09 PM

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"Sweet. What channel does local sports talk on Sirius/XM?"

lol, local sports guys are awful- give me Brando, Mike and Mike, Schlerith (sp?), etc. any day

7/23/2012 3:04:02 PM

I don't care about national sports as much...more of an ACC guy, so I gotta stick with the locals (though I actually do like Gold and Ovies)

7/23/2012 3:14:31 PM

Flo

7/23/2012 4:43:08 PM

the whistling zaxby's commercial

7/23/2012 4:45:27 PM

SAFELIGHT REPAIR

SAFELIGHT REPLACE

7/23/2012 4:46:40 PM

CALL 1-800-267-TWO THOUSAND AND ONE


ALARM FORCE.

7/23/2012 5:18:19 PM

This is a northwestern NC thing but...

"IT'S CRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY KEVIN POWELL"

7/23/2012 5:23:59 PM

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"588-2300-EMPIRE"

Quote :

"SAFELIGHT REPAIR SAFELIGHT REPLACE"

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"CALL 1-800-267-TWO THOUSAND AND ONE ALARM FORCE."

These are some of the ones I was talking about in my first post here. There's something inherently annoying about someone singing but not rhyming anything.

7/23/2012 5:26:09 PM

I'm gonna cast a general vote for McDonald's jingles, mostly because of this shit which they play (or at least played) non-stop on 620

7/23/2012 5:26:54 PM

J. G. mutherfuckin' Wentworth.

877 CASH NOW

7/23/2012 6:34:29 PM

Quote :

"IT'S CRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY KEVIN POWELL"

PILOTMOUNTAINMOUNTAIRYWINSTONSALEMGREENSBURAHL

^^That one doesn't bother me near as much as the one with the forced southern accent: "With these hands I can, create and shake. Make and bake.."

7/23/2012 8:03:14 PM

how are people shitting on hendrick without mentioning the awful sport durst mazda ads?

they are by far the worst thing on TV

7/23/2012 8:34:04 PM

7/23/2012 8:35:40 PM

That joint is tight, EMCE

7/23/2012 9:00:31 PM