LOL

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/3160267915.html

Quote :

"You sexy nude colored tank top wearing beast of a man! - w4m - 24 (Hillsborough Street) I saw you at first waiting for a Snoopy's hot dog today. You were wearing that white colored tank top that blended in with your silky white complexion so well that I thought you were shirtless. You looked over and smiled and I smiled back. That's when I noticed you had no nipples but then I realized your shirt was white and that you are a sexy pale beast of a man. Next time don't pedal away so quickly. Same time next tuesday for $1 chili dogs? Location: Hillsborough Street "

7/24/2012 2:57:31 PM

she sounds hot

ibt 'there's already a cl thread'

7/24/2012 2:58:47 PM

No nipples?

Sounds like BigMan157

7/24/2012 2:59:37 PM

for $1 chili dogs, that can be me

7/24/2012 3:02:46 PM

that's going to be one gassy first date.

7/24/2012 3:03:13 PM

she sounds like a classy lady

7/24/2012 3:03:54 PM

I just don't understand how anyone would ever come across these ads not unless they were frequently looking for a shout out.

7/24/2012 3:09:51 PM

I found one about my coworker at The Cheesecake Factory one time and showed it to her. I felt like I didn't something good, but I just freaked her out. I thought it was hilarious.

7/24/2012 3:12:19 PM

My husband had one last year. His coworkers found it and teased the hell out of him.

7/24/2012 3:20:06 PM

^^I now imagine bmel as a brunette Penny from Big Bang Theory.

[Edited on July 24, 2012 at 10:19 PM. Reason : carets]

7/24/2012 10:19:48 PM

7/24/2012 10:23:09 PM

Pale guys in tank tops flash mob?

7/24/2012 10:36:56 PM