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merbig
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...If it's brown flush it down.

Who subscribes to this, and what is wrong with you? Nobody likes opening the cover of the toilet seat to find the stench of your rancid piss.

7/24/2012 11:07:57 PM

BubbleBobble
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k

7/24/2012 11:08:12 PM

BigHitSunday
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your mom tells me to pick my black and curlies out of the shower when i get done having sex with her.

7/24/2012 11:10:19 PM

merbig
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I'm sorry you suffer from nigga bumps.

7/24/2012 11:11:56 PM

slaptit
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I do it because i'm a hippy tree-hugger...BUT, i live by myself and clean my toilet weekly

7/24/2012 11:20:24 PM

justinh524
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if it's brown, drink it down. if it's black, send it back.

7/25/2012 2:15:51 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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if it's yellow, just say hello.... if it's white, use chloroform.

7/25/2012 3:47:08 AM

quagmire02
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i subscribe to this...i also drink a lot of water during the day and my urine is clear and usually with little or no color and rarely has any discernible smell

if that changes (ie. i don't drink as much as i usually do and it's darker), i flush

*shrug*

7/25/2012 9:53:34 AM

bottombaby
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If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, I sometimes leave it until morning. My husband and I use to live in closer quarters with a loud old toilet and the flushing would wake him up at night, so it's just old habit.

7/25/2012 9:57:49 AM

jbrick83
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My piss smells like coffee....urine coffee. Can't let that shit mellow.

7/25/2012 9:58:27 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ Drink more water

7/25/2012 9:59:01 AM

jcgolden
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the aversion to odors of the body is just a cultural thing. It originates from the erroneous belief that the odor is "bad" "air" or "mal" "aria" that spreads disease.

I wish we had more gray-water in the world.

7/25/2012 10:08:22 AM

JeffreyBSG
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that's not really culture...that's just evolution.

I don't think there's a culture in the world that enjoys the smell of piss/shit

7/25/2012 12:26:38 PM

Skack
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I do it when I'm drinking. If it's a Friday night and I know I'm going to piss 5 or 6 times before I go to bed I'll just let it be until my last one right before I go to sleep. But it's usually so clear you can barely tell anyway. Private bathroom and other guests will be using a different one though.

7/25/2012 12:50:57 PM

freshmonkey
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I agree with merbig on this one. Flush the damn toilet.

7/25/2012 2:13:34 PM

wdprice3
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I don't have trouble paying my water bill. I flush 3 times for yellow and 5 times for brown, just to be sure.

7/25/2012 2:15:49 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Quote :
"I don't think there's a culture in the world that enjoys the smell of piss/shit
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Schizer aficionados may disagree.

7/25/2012 2:17:25 PM

afripino
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I leave it if I'm at a public toilet (brown / yellow / green / red / whatevs). the next person might be a hippie tree-hugger and may appreciate it.

7/25/2012 2:27:20 PM

scotieb24
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This thread made me thirsty

7/25/2012 2:28:30 PM

simonn
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something i don't understand: people who flush piss that was there when they got there, then piss, then flush that.

you can only deposit pee into pure water?

7/25/2012 2:30:24 PM

afripino
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they / we are worried about foreign splashback

7/25/2012 2:32:59 PM

Slave Famous
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The worst is dumping on someone else's piss. I've done this a few times when the flusher was fucked and I forgot to make a splash pas out of tp. Instant horror as soon as it hits your butt cheeks. But in response to the OP, I only don't flush if it's really clear piss. If it is in fact yellow as the saying infers, I always flush. Only a heathen would not.

7/25/2012 2:40:51 PM

EMCE
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Quote :
" The worst is dumping on someone else's piss. I've done this a few times when the flusher was fucked and I forgot to make a splash pas out of tp. Instant horror as soon as it hits your butt cheeks."


Ugh... The day that the splashback got me was a day that will live in infamy. A single misdirected droplet of water, though it felt so deliberate and directed, shot directly towards and landed on my divinely sensitive anus skin. I had never been so mortified, and have since remained a changed man. Even normally blue skies are a putrid, craven shade of gray. My food tastes bland, not unlike smoked caedboard. I've all but given up on life at this point

7/25/2012 3:03:23 PM

occamsrezr
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After that post emce is my new favorite black person.

7/25/2012 4:30:37 PM

MinkaGrl01

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living in philly, you get used to the smell

7/25/2012 4:47:45 PM

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