I have a 401k with company match and a refrigerator specifically for storing wine bottles.






[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:08 AM. Reason : ...and I bother to edit spelling mistakes.]

7/25/2012 11:06:09 AM

I drive a Prius

7/25/2012 11:06:47 AM

i often feel full of white guilt.

7/25/2012 11:08:18 AM

I watch Dexter

7/25/2012 11:09:17 AM

^^God, is that you?

7/25/2012 11:09:48 AM

I sometimes listen to Dave Matthews Band.

7/25/2012 11:10:23 AM

I have a non pre-paid smart phone.

7/25/2012 11:11:45 AM

I have $92,000 in student loans

for LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES

7/25/2012 11:12:28 AM

i don't yell at the screen in movie theaters.

7/25/2012 11:12:30 AM

I don't talk on my cellphone in movie theaters.

7/25/2012 11:12:56 AM

i don't live in a slum while driving a $50k car

7/25/2012 11:13:16 AM

All of my pants fit me, not a guy 40 pounds heavier than me.

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:15 AM. Reason : asdfs]

7/25/2012 11:14:41 AM

I shoot up movie theaters

7/25/2012 11:15:46 AM

too soon

7/25/2012 11:22:10 AM

I enjoy swimming

7/25/2012 11:37:36 AM

My turkey sandwich has mayo on it.

7/25/2012 11:39:11 AM

i walk quickly across streets and parking lots

7/25/2012 11:39:19 AM

i watched the british open

and refer to it as "the open championship"

7/25/2012 11:39:45 AM

I can't dance

7/25/2012 11:40:59 AM

I can pronounce the words "library" and "ask" correctly

7/25/2012 11:42:55 AM

i do not wear socks with sandals


and I listen to A Prairie Home Companion

7/25/2012 11:42:59 AM

I steal thread ideas from 4chan.

7/25/2012 11:43:12 AM

Racist in here.

7/25/2012 11:43:21 AM

I wear boat shoes









on a boat

7/25/2012 11:44:01 AM

I don't turn my pistol sideways

7/25/2012 11:44:48 AM

I ski, mountain bike, and wakeboard.

7/25/2012 11:45:04 AM

I tip 20%, drive a hybrid, do triathlons, have a 401k and roth ira, wear seersucker, shop at whole foods, go to tacky sweater xmas parties, talk about how much i love sushi/microbrews, like the arcade fire, water ski.....

with all this, some times i forget i'm not white.

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:45 AM. Reason : forgot water sports ^]

7/25/2012 11:45:31 AM

I can swim

7/25/2012 11:45:47 AM

My pants fit

7/25/2012 11:45:59 AM

grew up on a farm.

7/25/2012 11:47:23 AM

My penis is only 7 inches

7/25/2012 11:47:51 AM

I think there was a long history of non-whites growing up on a "farm"

7/25/2012 11:47:51 AM

^^^^Way to come original.

I can shave without getting horrendous razor bumps.

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:48 AM. Reason : knead moar carrots]

7/25/2012 11:48:11 AM

All of my vehicles have factory rims and factory stereo systems.

7/25/2012 11:48:36 AM

I smell like a dog when I sweat

7/25/2012 11:48:58 AM

I have no idea what EBT stands for

7/25/2012 11:51:22 AM

i don't get payday loans.

7/25/2012 12:00:55 PM

My chain is 18 inches, and I tuck it in

7/25/2012 12:03:07 PM

I don't want to fuck a fat white girl.

7/25/2012 12:06:27 PM

Fuck this pc wank reddit shit.

The correct 4chan title is prove you're not a nigger

Im krallum and i approved this message

7/25/2012 12:07:42 PM

i pay more in taxes than i receive in benefits from the govt

7/25/2012 12:07:58 PM

this thread makes me

7/25/2012 12:10:19 PM

My dad's side of the family is pretty much all military.

7/25/2012 12:28:17 PM

I hate myself for being white

7/25/2012 12:29:13 PM

I have direct deposit.

7/25/2012 12:29:19 PM

i will no longer post in your racist troll thread

7/25/2012 12:59:48 PM

I LIKE EXPENSIVE SANDWICHES

RAWR RAWR RAWR

7/25/2012 2:08:28 PM

I can't jump

7/25/2012 2:11:24 PM

I carry my gun in a holster

I don't like watermelon

7/25/2012 4:27:45 PM

I know how to swim and I travel to other countries (in an airplane)

7/25/2012 4:29:21 PM