To be fair
In their defense

7/26/2012 12:28:10 PM

a

an

the

I

7/26/2012 12:31:24 PM

ok

7/26/2012 12:31:56 PM

apparently

7/26/2012 12:32:27 PM

correct me if I'm wrong

7/26/2012 12:35:10 PM

spandex


[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 12:49 PM. Reason : also ... cunt and dude]

7/26/2012 12:35:40 PM

fuck

7/26/2012 12:35:54 PM

awesome

7/26/2012 12:35:58 PM

slow down, I'm going to cum

7/26/2012 12:37:07 PM

apparently

So, ... (I have to limit myself to one use of "so,..." per email)

7/26/2012 12:39:04 PM

"I'm all set"

"I'm just saying..."

7/26/2012 12:40:07 PM

Very
Really
Awesome
Like
So, at the beginning of a sentence (which I have recently started and hate, and I don't know why it entered my repertoire)

7/26/2012 12:40:19 PM

I shit the bed

7/26/2012 12:44:12 PM

No Saurabh I will not unsuspend you

7/26/2012 12:44:21 PM

^^^Prob from Aaron

[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 12:44 PM. Reason : lkj]

7/26/2012 12:44:34 PM

dude

7/26/2012 12:44:47 PM

I'll be back with the mayonnaise

7/26/2012 12:48:48 PM

Shenanigans

7/26/2012 12:48:58 PM

send nudes

7/26/2012 12:51:22 PM

I'm drunk and high at the same time drinkin champagne on the airplane

7/26/2012 12:53:42 PM

alright, isn't (innit), yeah

One time we had a contractor that would say "at this point" in every sentence.

7/26/2012 12:55:10 PM

fuck this shit
what the fuck



...lol

7/26/2012 1:05:24 PM

Roll out like Christopher Reeve
I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.

7/26/2012 1:07:12 PM

Gotcha

7/26/2012 1:08:04 PM

"interesting" I use it when I'm not sure what to say about something or feel indifferent about it

7/26/2012 1:10:03 PM

ultimately
at the end of the day
In other words

7/26/2012 1:16:41 PM

I ain't kiddin'
Let's rotate
via

[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 1:17 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2012 1:17:13 PM

okie doke

7/26/2012 1:22:36 PM

Quote :

"I'm drunk and high at the same time drinkin champagne on the airplane"

7/26/2012 1:27:43 PM

Quote :

"Roll out like Christopher Reeve"

I can't wait to use this one.

7/26/2012 1:35:15 PM

I start sentences with "Well,..." way too often.

7/26/2012 1:50:48 PM

hella
gnarly
wicked
quite
really
like
totally
yall
son

7/26/2012 2:08:44 PM

Legend.

Wait for it...







































Dairy.


LEGENDARY

SWIDT?

7/26/2012 2:10:16 PM

7/26/2012 2:10:39 PM

Like i said...

7/26/2012 2:12:38 PM

you

7/26/2012 2:12:51 PM

apropos

7/26/2012 2:24:01 PM

What's up
The thing about the business is
It is what it is
Y'know, that thing...
Poop
Balls of Satan

7/26/2012 2:28:14 PM

Hmm.

7/26/2012 2:44:09 PM

Quote :

"bellrabbit"

lol. I happened to glance at the assault rifles thread and saw my name and realized what happened, had me briefly lolling.

[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 2:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2012 2:44:48 PM

DROP YOUR PANTS SAILOR

7/26/2012 7:16:15 PM

"I mean..."

and

Quote :

"I start sentences with "Well,..." way too often."

7/26/2012 8:25:17 PM

fo sho
fo sheezy
fo shizzle
mos def
aight
suppaz

7/26/2012 8:28:43 PM

I'm tired
I'm hungry
I hate my job
I need a beer

7/26/2012 8:31:16 PM

and stuff

7/26/2012 8:33:01 PM

dang

11/7/2014 2:33:16 PM

correct

apparently

'cause (I hate that too, never catch myself in time to say 'because')

11/7/2014 2:37:11 PM

literally all the time.

11/7/2014 2:38:25 PM

NOT IN THE ASS!

11/7/2014 2:41:38 PM

Interesting
Fuck

11/7/2014 2:42:07 PM