Is this a thing or did I just make this up at some point

7/29/2012 8:40:22 AM

♫ I wanna run through your wicked garden ♫

7/29/2012 8:44:45 AM

I wanna let my snake slide into your garden


Not your "garden" qfred.

[Edited on July 29, 2012 at 8:51 AM. Reason : .]

7/29/2012 8:50:48 AM

I thought it was salad, not garden, that was the euphemism for vagina.

But I guess you can make anything a euphemism for vagina.

Like I want to slide my fingers between your laptop keyboard and monitor.

Or I'm going to put my hard drive into your 3.5" bay.

Or I'm going to jam my broom handle into your bees nest and make lots of honey.

7/29/2012 9:03:28 AM

http://thebloggess.com/2012/04/and-then-i-used-the-phrase-lady-garden-on-cnn/

7/29/2012 9:19:37 AM

^^ you've got the wrong hole for salad, bro.

7/29/2012 9:22:50 AM

When you deflower a girl/woman, does that mean you trimmed her "garden"?

7/29/2012 9:22:56 AM

^^ Hmmm... Interesting.

7/29/2012 9:30:26 AM

♫ I wanna drink from your naked fountain ♫

7/29/2012 9:32:20 AM

Girl, I wanna splooge alllllll over your.....garden.

7/29/2012 9:37:07 AM

"When you got something fungal deep down in your lady jungle...  Gyne-Lotrimin."

7/29/2012 9:37:15 AM

Girl, I wanna spread manure all over your garden, then plow it in real good.

Am I doing it right?

7/29/2012 9:50:12 AM

Shell let you in her house
If you come knockin late at night
Shell let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
Shell let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides

Shell let you in her car
To go drivin round
Shell let you into the parts of herself
Thatll bring you down
Shell let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice

7/29/2012 9:51:54 AM

Quote :

"Shell let you in her house If you come knockin late at night Shell let you in her mouth If the words you say are right If you pay the price Shell let you deep inside But there's a secret garden she hides Shell let you in her car To go drivin round Shell let you into the parts of herself Thatll bring you down Shell let you in her heart If you got a hammer and a vise But into her secret garden, don't think twice"

????

7/29/2012 10:28:38 AM

^ who let the goat into the garden?

7/29/2012 10:29:35 AM

apparently somebody left the gate ooooooooooopeeeeeeeeennnnn and it just walked in

7/29/2012 10:34:00 AM

"it's a garden, woman, let it grow."

7/29/2012 11:04:43 AM