Holy shit. Pizza was a bad idea...

7/29/2012 10:04:17 PM

Case of the Usher?

7/29/2012 10:06:13 PM

Trust me, if you have heartburn, alcohol does not help. I hear that semen helps, but I have never tried it myself.

7/29/2012 10:07:13 PM

Case of the Papa John.

Someone help me. This shit is bad...

7/29/2012 10:07:33 PM

7/29/2012 10:12:10 PM

Grocery stores are closed. Can't buy shit.

7/29/2012 10:13:55 PM

Drink hot water. As hot as you can stand

7/29/2012 10:16:55 PM

use the internet.

7/29/2012 10:19:25 PM

Feline urine might work.

7/29/2012 10:24:43 PM

^^ Ok. I put the ethernet cable in my ass. What now?

7/29/2012 10:26:15 PM

use the internet.

[to find a remedy]

[Edited on July 29, 2012 at 10:30 PM. Reason : i.e., GOOGLE IT]

[Edited on July 29, 2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason : heartburn is way closer to the mouth that to the ass... WHY PUT IT IN THE ASS, MAN?]

7/29/2012 10:29:28 PM

I bought 118 ml of Pepto. I've already had 90 ml of it. I feel a bit better.

7/29/2012 10:45:51 PM

Quote :

"Grocery stores are closed. Can't buy shit."

7/29/2012 10:53:54 PM

Drinking milk can help...but probably wouldn't do much good for more severe heartburn, which it sounds like you have.

7/29/2012 11:04:10 PM

Where do you live that all the grocery stores, gas stations, drug stores, and wal marts are closed? Inner Mongolia?

7/29/2012 11:13:00 PM

I went to a gas station and paid $5 for that shit.

7/29/2012 11:20:54 PM