Jager bombs
Lemon drops
Buttery Nipples
Jell-o Shots
Kamikaze
Three Wise Men

Fuck all that shit
Get me some Gin

8/2/2012 2:10:15 PM

I am the world's last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the Beach,
The Schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
The Alabama Slammer.

I make things with juice and froth.
The Pink Squirrel,
The 3-Toed Sloth.

I make drinks so sweat and snazzy.
The Iced Tea,
The Kamikaze,
The Orgasm,
The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling,
The Ding-a-ling.

America you're just devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to get loaded,
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is OPEN!!!

8/2/2012 2:11:58 PM

I always go with Three hicks, a spic, and a turkey chasing gold

or

SoCo and lime

8/2/2012 2:16:47 PM

standards are:

straight Kraken
Oatmeal Cookie
Kamikaze
Liquid Cocaine


thats about it anymore

8/2/2012 2:21:48 PM

shots != shooters

Baby Guinness is my favorite shooter though, at the moment

8/2/2012 2:24:29 PM

Fireball Whiskey

8/2/2012 2:26:50 PM

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!

8/2/2012 2:29:21 PM

^

8/2/2012 2:34:57 PM

An "Irish Pickle"

1 shot of Jameson followed immediately by 1 shot of dill pickle juice

AWESOME

I was dubious of the pickle juice but something about one after the other...try it.

8/2/2012 2:36:54 PM

8/2/2012 2:37:47 PM

Red Death

It looks fruity, but it is all liquor. Fucks you up. Tastes good too.

8/2/2012 2:39:12 PM

YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT TAKIN' SOME PICKLEBACKS?

ILL TAKE SOME PICKLEBACKS



OOPS SHIT

8/2/2012 2:41:51 PM

lol I pass that crash site every day on my way to the ymca

8/2/2012 2:48:32 PM

i sat next to him at the bar at the note in wc before a black joe lewis and the honeybears show a couple of months before that happened

so im basically famous now

8/2/2012 2:50:09 PM

It's straight or its gay.

8/2/2012 2:51:23 PM

Quote :

"straight Kraken"

Kraken is fucking delicious

8/2/2012 3:54:52 PM

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!

8/3/2012 2:47:01 PM

is that irish carbomb thing considered a shot?

gross.

i think of them whenever i pass epicenter (shudder).

8/3/2012 3:24:58 PM

Jaybee gave me a shot of Kraken when I was already really drunk and it was all I could do to not throw up. Without a chaser I'm sure I would've puked.

I might like it if I try it when I'm not so drunk. I'll have to give it a shot.

8/3/2012 3:51:49 PM

iswydt

8/3/2012 4:10:48 PM

ZWACK

8/3/2012 4:12:36 PM

oneshot, twoshot, threeshot, four

8/3/2012 8:18:29 PM

Rumplemints
Patron silver

Soco lime
Royal flush
Kamikaze

8/3/2012 9:05:12 PM