http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=90e_1344466741

8/9/2012 1:04:59 PM

lol at the shoe on head

8/9/2012 1:15:03 PM

a guy broke my wrist, that's why I'm fat

8/9/2012 1:21:19 PM

I died



[Edited on August 9, 2012 at 1:24 PM. Reason : e]

8/9/2012 1:24:04 PM

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"god didn't give me sexy boobies. i bought them. i worked hard for them. i did [camp?] for them. god forgot about me."

8/9/2012 1:28:32 PM

actually it's more like this

8/9/2012 1:28:38 PM

^^

[cam]

8/9/2012 1:58:46 PM

8/9/2012 2:02:50 PM

^^ i did "cam" for them? like...webcam porn or something?

8/9/2012 2:08:24 PM

8/9/2012 2:24:49 PM

I feel bad for her

8/9/2012 2:26:25 PM

Too many honkies Crip-walkin' these days.

8/9/2012 2:29:10 PM

^^do me a favor....don't

8/9/2012 2:30:58 PM

^While the drama sucks, I was referring more to the cam girl. I'm sure you can handle it.

8/9/2012 2:37:06 PM

oh, i can't see whatever the cam girl thing is, at work lots of stuff is blocked

8/9/2012 2:37:35 PM

8/9/2012 3:41:10 PM

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"^^ i did "cam" for them? like...webcam porn or something?"

how do you miss the context here? i mean, what else could she possibly mean? do you understand where that video comes from? jesus christ, jerk off with the internet more.

8/9/2012 3:49:37 PM

i didnt know the runnin man was a crip walk

8/9/2012 4:47:46 PM

I'd hit it

8/9/2012 5:19:11 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=629459

All i'm sayin is i try and keep TWW up to date and this is what i get

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/9/2012 5:30:13 PM

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, her behavior or the fact that people would tell her to kill herself while she's very obviously unstable (I don't mean top heavy either).

8/9/2012 5:42:15 PM

8/9/2012 6:08:34 PM

8/9/2012 6:10:10 PM

^^YES!!

^YES!!

8/9/2012 6:15:16 PM

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"how do you miss the context here? i mean, what else could she possibly mean? do you understand where that video comes from?"

i have never once seen a "show"...nor have i ever paid for porn...so, no, i don't suppose i understood where that video came from

Quote :

"jesus christ, jerk off with the internet more."

my sex life is such that i don't feel the need for frequent intarwebs stimulation at this point in my marriage...yet

but i'll keep your suggestion in mind

8/10/2012 8:56:50 AM

To be fair, the Internet has most likely been around for longer than your marriage, meaning that there was a period where you needed to beat your meat while the internet was in existence.

8/10/2012 8:59:39 AM

i was laughing until the last 30 seconds or so

then it just got too fucking sad

8/10/2012 9:03:57 AM

^^ oh, don't get me wrong...i did...i just never watched cams or paid for porn

my point of "i don't really need intarweb porn right now" was in response to being told i should beat off to it more...not that i haven't/don't

8/10/2012 9:13:42 AM

there is no way you've never seen a free ad for a site/show like that before in your time using free internet porn to jerk off.

if so, you're doing it wrong.

8/10/2012 10:06:50 AM

i'm not sure where you're getting that...when did i even once say i hadn't seen ads? i've seen ads for penis enlargement pills, too, but that doesn't mean i've used one or that i'd be able to look at the pill and be all like "yeah, that's OBVIOUSLY for penis enlargement"

i don't care that you pay for live cam shows, i'm just pointing out that i've never felt the need or desire to pay for porn and as such, wouldn't know what paying for a cam show would look like

8/10/2012 10:22:25 AM

8/10/2012 10:24:29 AM

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"i'm not sure where you're getting that"

that's very obvious.

pretty much everyone else got what she was saying because we're all part of a special club of people called "people with internet access" who have seen advertisements for these types of shows as pre-roll ads on any of a multitude of free porn vid sites.

so we all picked up on the context immediately.

8/10/2012 10:37:33 AM

good for you, i guess? i'm totally fine with being the guy who doesn't know what paid live cam shows are like

never paid for a hooker, either, so i guess i'll just be lame in my never-needed-to-pay-for-sex corner all alone among the tww guys

8/10/2012 10:39:36 AM

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"my sex life is such that i don't feel the need for frequent intarwebs stimulation at this point in my marriage"

Quote :

" i'm totally fine with being the guy who doesn't know what paid live cam shows are like never paid for a hooker, either, so i guess i'll just be lame in my never-needed-to-pay-for-sex corner all alone among the tww guy"

8/10/2012 10:47:04 AM

fwiw, i've never paid for a hooker either

8/10/2012 10:48:47 AM

i paid for a hooker, but only for someone else

8/10/2012 10:52:34 AM

during our first Vegas trip, me and Lucy wanted to buy a girl for an hour and take her shopping

8/10/2012 10:53:52 AM

bro. no one is paying for anything. you literally cannot avoid these things if you've visited a porn video site in the last 2+ years. it's like seeing pre-roll ads on youtube.

8/10/2012 11:16:13 AM

I'll admit. I was disappointed that the show didn't end with her shirt coming off.

This is my post for the day.

8/10/2012 11:27:39 AM

^^

seriously.

there isn't a pop-up blocker in existence that can prevent one of those goddamn livejasmin popups.

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 11:39 AM. Reason : .]

8/10/2012 11:39:42 AM

this thread is on point.

^ truth

8/10/2012 11:44:16 AM

also im sorry that quagmire lives a life where jerking off and sex are mutually exclusive.

8/10/2012 11:48:06 AM

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"there isn't a pop-up blocker in existence that can prevent one of those goddamn livejasmin popups."

noscript addon for firefox combined with ad-block plus works perfectly for the livejasmin shit.

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 11:52 AM. Reason : .]

8/10/2012 11:51:47 AM

^ Yeah, its stupid when people say shit like that

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 11:56 AM. Reason : E]

8/10/2012 11:55:44 AM

theres some nasty livejasmin girls out there. like "welp, that ruined everything" nasty

8/10/2012 12:09:35 PM

I lol'd at this thread. Several times.

8/10/2012 12:12:44 PM

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"noscript addon for firefox combined with ad-block plus works perfectly for the livejasmin shit."

You just knew some asshole had a solution for this.

8/10/2012 12:25:44 PM

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"you literally cannot avoid these things if you've visited a porn video site in the last 2+ years. it's like seeing pre-roll ads on youtube."

as noted, you're doing it wrong if you can't keep that from happening...maybe you're just bad at teh intarwebs?

i'm still not sure why folks are so upset that i haven't watched a cam show before...i don't care that y'all do, it's just not something i feel the need to pay for (and, as noted, i'm perfectly capable of avoiding these supposedly unavoidable popups)

so, uh, i guess i'm sorry i thought she said "camp" instead of "cam"?

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 12:36 PM. Reason : .]

8/10/2012 12:35:54 PM

oh you should be sorry quaggypoo... you should be...

you have offended my people

8/10/2012 12:38:48 PM

let it be known that the way Thumper reacts while on TWW is actually LESS annoying than the way quaggy and Agent butthead are going back and forth right now.

i mean really fellas, arguing about what kind of porn you may or may not watch when you talk to your chief?

that's like arguing with a fat girl about being fat!

oh, and:

8/10/2012 12:42:39 PM