HOOPS MALONE
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You know something maniacs, First things first.
I want the Doctor Proper, Doctor Unger, Doctor Hughes to know, ..... the release forms have been signed. ..... Your not responsible for the last couple fractures in the forearm, brutha.
The main priority in the yapapi Indian strap match, is to have flexibility in the wrist that you strap to your opponent with, brutha, ..... because in the yapapi Indian strap match, when your in the four corners of the battlezone, ..... the main priority is to get the body in the proper position for the strapation, dudes.
When I get my opponent, right where I want him, ..... when I get him, ..... out of wind, ............ sucking air, .................... sweating from head to toe, I will call out to Indian strapmaster, Jimmy Hart, on ringside,
and I will say to Jimmy Hart, at ringside.
"Gimme yapipi Indian punishment strap number one"
And as I strap your body..... as you scream to the heavens for mercy, ..... as I see your skin start to bubble off your body. ..... You will drop to your knees, and you will say "Please Mr. HOOPS, please, I can't take it anymore. Please I'm sorry I crossed the line."
And as I hear you beg for mercy, that's when I will call to the Indian strapmaster Jimmy Hart, at ringside for Yapipi Indian Punishment strap number two.
That's when the heavier bats will come out.
That's when I will strap your skin.
That's when your skin will start to bubble.
That's when the flesh will start to peel from your hide.
And as I see the raw pink meat on your back brutha, I will take it to another level.
I will transform from HOOPS to Hollywood.
I will double strap you with both fists, and you will scream to the heavens,
"Please HOOPS, don't hurt me anymore."
And I will never stop.
WHO ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE?
WHO WILL BE IMMORTAL?  8/28/2012 10:03:00 AM
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