Hmmm. Where to begin...

9/3/2012 2:20:57 PM

obligatory user_register.aspx

9/3/2012 2:21:53 PM

buying this house

9/3/2012 2:21:54 PM

Uh, yeah. I'm going to throw out buying a house in the summer of 2007.

9/3/2012 2:22:56 PM

I regret whatever I did to get poison ivy behind my knee

9/3/2012 3:08:57 PM

i feel your pain, my friend...

9/3/2012 3:11:18 PM

Breaking a stick over my leg to throw for a dog whilst my cell phone was in the relevant pocket.

9/3/2012 3:29:01 PM

I'm waiting to see the outcome before I decide if it was truly dumb and before I share it with the likes of this pack of pitbulls.

9/3/2012 5:09:01 PM

I don't regret anything about you, Dan.

9/3/2012 5:10:45 PM

IBTduke

9/3/2012 5:13:56 PM

^HAHAHA

9/3/2012 5:16:31 PM

engaging in sexual activity with guys that didnt care about me

9/3/2012 5:17:36 PM

Ohhh just wait, Meg. WAIT FOR IT

9/3/2012 5:17:57 PM

True. You might kill my car one day.

9/3/2012 5:28:06 PM

this was bb's 20k post! yaaaaaaaaaay

9/3/2012 7:32:00 PM

Quote :

"I'm waiting to see the outcome before I decide if it was truly dumb and before I share it with the likes of this pack of pitbulls."

9/3/2012 7:35:49 PM

reading this thread

9/3/2012 11:28:34 PM

Logging in.

9/4/2012 1:08:18 AM

purchasing a DUMP of a condo before the market took a fat shit on itself

9/4/2012 2:08:07 AM

I think today it was waking up.

9/4/2012 9:13:23 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=613173

and from that thread, me getting drop kicked. I guess I don't really regret it, but if I flew just a tad further, I probably would have.

9/5/2012 9:49:43 AM

Letting zxappeal in my truck.

FART
SOAKED
UPHOLSTERY

9/5/2012 10:35:06 AM

^ like those dog spray farts

9/5/2012 10:54:24 AM

Getting married.

9/5/2012 10:59:12 AM

Winning my first and only sperm race.

9/5/2012 12:17:27 PM

Yesterday it turned out to be consumption of the following:
Two Meximelts
Half lb nasty ass potato/mystery cheese jizz burrito
Chicken burrito

I still feel bloated and bitchy. And I shat 4 times yesterday and twice today. I will not be offering my patronage to Taco Bell for QUITE a while. Maybe I need to pop some Midol. Or at least try to let loose about ten lbs of mud weight. It's rather impermeated with horrendous gas. I broke wind in the store and quickly looked about to make sure no potential vict...errrr...upstanding customers were in the vicinity.

9/5/2012 4:33:13 PM