So who is in to this?

This has been a krallum presentation

9/7/2012 2:53:17 PM

9/7/2012 2:54:54 PM

My boyfriend’s butt is beautiful. It’s pretty. It’s plump. It fits in the palm of my hand. I can’t keep my hands off it, and simply touching it turns me on. I’ve spanked it, kissed it, rubbed it, grabbed it, bit it — and now I want to stick something in it. A strap-on dildo to be exact. I want to bend that boy over, face down, bum up, and do him in the most dirty of ways. I want to make his prostate gland giddy with anal afternoon delight.
So last November I said to him, “I want to do you in the butt with a strap-on. I think it’s only fair.” He’s not only put his peen in my vajayjay, he’s poked me in the tush too.
“Um, no.” He laughed nervously and changed the subject. Needless to say, this no-bullshit approach did not work.

9/7/2012 3:15:16 PM

9/7/2012 3:18:37 PM

Quote :

"PEEN"

9/7/2012 4:56:47 PM

9/7/2012 5:05:56 PM

I'm not one of these.

9/7/2012 5:09:58 PM

don't knock it till you've tried it

9/7/2012 5:16:19 PM

Quote :

"When she penetrated me for the first time I tensed up and let out a long succession of soft, high-pitched "ow"s. I was not off to a manly start. "Are you ok baby?" she whispered. The strap-on was inside me but she wasn't thrusting."

~♥: http://www.alternet.org/story/83459/why_i_agreed_to_be_a_bend-over_boyfriend?paging=off

9/7/2012 9:28:32 PM

[ ] Yes

[X] No

9/7/2012 9:53:25 PM

But I poo from there!

9/7/2012 10:34:24 PM

not tonight you don't

9/7/2012 10:41:49 PM

I dont need/want my stool pushed in.

9/8/2012 8:01:02 AM

lol that's what enemas are for~♥

9/8/2012 8:31:33 AM

enemas are for getting shit out

9/8/2012 9:18:59 AM

I'm interested in hearing what Slave Famous has to say about this.

9/8/2012 10:32:23 AM

^^no shit, then it won't be blocking the tunnel of love~♥

9/8/2012 5:39:21 PM

http://bit.ly/IJewmT

[Edited on September 8, 2012 at 5:44 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2012 5:42:29 PM

slave famous coined the phrase

9/8/2012 6:30:28 PM

GREEN JAY sounds like the Strap-On Princess~♥: http://xhamster.com/movies/1010419/joe_loves_to_be_tied_up_amp_pegged_in_the_ass.html

9/10/2012 3:17:53 AM

Quote :

"At the time I just felt like a punk who couldn't handle getting railed."

9/10/2012 8:02:26 AM

6/21/2014 9:42:31 AM

^Oh dear lord.

6/21/2014 1:05:36 PM

nope

[Edited on June 21, 2014 at 3:34 PM. Reason : doesnt sound right]

6/21/2014 3:33:51 PM

bttt

in honor of this week's broad city i bring this topic up for re-discussion

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