Do you usually tip a percent?
A flat rate?
Or not at all

9/8/2012 11:48:05 PM

typically a flat rate of 3 unless really late then 2

9/8/2012 11:49:12 PM

Typically 4, 5 in shitty weather. Late 2 or 3. I used to deliver pizzas and understand how much of a pain in the ass it is.

Delivery drivers will remember addresses and will plan their routes accordingly. No one I knew fucked with a customer's food, but if someone was a good tipper, they would get their food quicker.

[Edited on September 8, 2012 at 11:50 PM. Reason : a]

9/8/2012 11:50:03 PM

i give em $10 but only if they delivered the food in a plane that took off from a treadmill

9/8/2012 11:50:32 PM

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"I used to deliver pizzas"

who for? I delivered for gumbys back in the day

9/8/2012 11:51:23 PM

shit, I have been overtipping unknowingly for years... but I guess that is why my food gets here before the time quote.

9/8/2012 11:56:32 PM

I just put my ass in a car and get it myself.

9/9/2012 12:00:54 AM

^i took this route with marco's tonight.

i was not tipped when i arrived.

9/9/2012 12:06:07 AM

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"who for? I delivered for gumbys back in the day "

Dominos many many years ago. The one in Morrisville, so had a good mix of ghetto/golf course deliveries. Rich people are terrible tippers.

9/9/2012 12:08:09 AM

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"shit, I have been overtipping unknowingly for years... but I guess that is why my food gets here before the time quote. "

9/9/2012 12:09:17 AM

^^^ I did my job on Thursday and I was not tipped.

9/9/2012 12:11:07 AM

I've been tipping 4-5 bucks....rounding up to 4.xx, 5.xx

I'm over tipping?

if I'm not like delivered to in like 15 minutes....goes lower.

9/9/2012 12:25:45 AM

normal 3

drunk 5

9/9/2012 12:54:12 AM

fuck I'm over tipping.

9/9/2012 12:55:13 AM

This thread does not deliver.


No tip for you.

9/9/2012 1:05:01 AM

Black tip = 0 * $price of 1 gallon of gas - 5cents

Asian tip = 0.5 * $price of 1 gallon of gas

Average tip = $price of 1 gallon of gas

Great tip = 2*$price of 1 gallon of gas

Spot in Delivery Driver's memory > 5 * $price of 1 gallon of gas

9/9/2012 2:06:32 AM

^un-funny

9/9/2012 7:47:11 AM

^^ Figured you'd post something stupid about delivery involving pizza...

9/9/2012 8:36:22 AM

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"stu·pid [stoo-pid, styoo-] Show IPA adjective, stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. "

It's funny that you should call it stupid because I was not trying to be funny at all. It's a serious post representing the current political demographic? landscape of America.

Those equations tell you what the average mean of expectations are for a delivery driver.

Tip accordingly.


[Edited on September 9, 2012 at 2:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/9/2012 2:51:30 PM

i once ordered a pizza or wings or something in college, and the delivery guy happened to be someone i knew...i tipped him by inviting him inside to smoke a bowl

9/9/2012 3:33:06 PM

4-5. i usually don't order delivery unless i have a discount code which makes my order really cheap.

9/9/2012 5:53:04 PM

$4-$5 when I'm paying, $10 when signing the receipt for my roommate.

9/9/2012 6:10:29 PM

Forging signatures is a felony. Are you signing your name or his name?

9/9/2012 6:21:24 PM

http://tipthepizzaguy.com/

9/9/2012 7:42:22 PM

Jesus tips 20%

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/10/2012 12:22:07 PM

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"i once ordered a pizza or wings or something in college, and the delivery guy happened to be someone i knew...i tipped him by inviting him inside to smoke a bowl"

we were able to get free gumby's many times

9/10/2012 12:40:20 PM

I tip way more than I should but I also get my food lightning fast from places I get delivery from regularly as a result.

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"$4-$5 when I'm paying, $10 when signing the receipt for my roommate. "

lol

[Edited on September 10, 2012 at 12:53 PM. Reason : a]

9/10/2012 12:50:41 PM

9/10/2012 1:10:56 PM

you guys are dumb to tip them, that's what the delivery fee is for

9/10/2012 1:18:56 PM

aha, nice troll

9/10/2012 3:19:59 PM