Do people at your job all seem to end up using the same sayings all the time and then all move on to something else?

This week I have probably heard "in my mind _______" 500 times lol. Once you start paying attention it becomes funny to hear people repeat the same shit over and over again without knowing that they're doing it

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9/20/2012 12:22:31 PM

Congratulations on discovering business jargon.

9/20/2012 12:23:47 PM

Congratulations on being a douche for no reason.

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9/20/2012 12:24:14 PM

Listen, I want to be open kimono here, and while your point is well taken, let's parking lot this discussion for now, and we'll take an action item to circle back with you on that.

9/20/2012 12:25:56 PM

push back
ask
take an action
rat hole
take a swag

9/20/2012 12:27:01 PM

^^iswydt


Its no the jargon itself, its the temporary hivemindedness of it. This applies to social circles as well but work environments are more secluded.


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9/20/2012 12:27:41 PM

"so the key is establish communication, that will be our action item to complete before our next meeting"

9/20/2012 12:28:20 PM

wtf is this action item shit. no one says that where i work

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9/20/2012 12:28:58 PM

"open kimono"

9/20/2012 12:29:09 PM

if it's just folks from the plant, i don't have to deal with all the stupid "parking lot" and "action item" bullshit. that's only when the folks from Raleigh show up.

9/20/2012 8:50:23 PM

9/20/2012 8:52:34 PM

Let's see... one I hear a lot is a horribly cynical and uninformed "If Obama gets reelected, ________"

9/20/2012 8:55:49 PM