Seems fairly insulting. I'm convinced this only happens in porn.



I'm not sure how I'd react in this situation, but I would probably slap her in the ear. Especially if the spittle missed and hit my scrote instead. Or my leg.

9/27/2012 11:21:54 AM

spitting is for rednecks, cowboys and trashy women

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9/27/2012 11:22:38 AM

in college one time a girl did it before a handjob, I was weirded out about it and angry that she wouldn't at least go with the BJ. It was terrible and weird and I didn't call her.

9/27/2012 11:24:06 AM

gross

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9/27/2012 11:24:44 AM

who gives/gets handies in college

9/27/2012 11:32:52 AM

Got drunk and ended up at a Alpha Phi Omega party. There was only one girl who was attractive, so I took her home, got an HJ, and passed out angry. I guess its like a fake greek organization for volunteering or something, I don't know but they had some beasts at the party.

9/27/2012 11:35:47 AM

Nope

9/27/2012 11:38:28 AM

what I am learning from this thread is that HJs make a man angry.

9/27/2012 11:39:37 AM

No but one time I had a guy spit in my butthole. I was confused at first, but later I figured out why.

9/27/2012 11:42:42 AM

always gotta oneup somebody

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9/27/2012 11:44:15 AM

9/27/2012 11:46:18 AM

is that the same artist who did le leprechaun

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9/27/2012 11:47:33 AM

is the OP serious?

I thought this was...a thing

9/27/2012 11:50:19 AM

Dead serious, slapps.

am I to understand you've spat on a few cocks in your day? How did it make you feel? Was it done on request?

9/27/2012 12:15:48 PM

kinda related, but why, in porn, do guys like to slap the girl in the face with his penis

9/27/2012 12:19:38 PM

think about what you just asked

9/27/2012 12:20:22 PM

[Edited on September 27, 2012 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ]

9/27/2012 12:21:45 PM

The same reason we like getting slapped in the face by your titties.

9/27/2012 12:23:50 PM

only when I command them to

9/27/2012 12:25:27 PM

don't spit on my junk woman...

9/27/2012 12:26:12 PM

I once had a chick tell me to spit on her asshole.

I laughed really hard.

9/27/2012 12:30:13 PM

I first read that as spit "in" which was even better.


so um, who is this chick so I can make sure to um, avoid her, next time I am in Raleigh

9/27/2012 12:32:42 PM

Quote :

" Guys, have you ever had a woman spit on you dick?"

Yes and I approve. The sloppier the BJ the better IMO.

Quote :

"why in porn, do guys like to slap the girl in the face with his penis"

I do this IRL. You can also go for the modified dick slap. Tell her to stick out her tongue and give it a few taps. It's all in good fun.

9/27/2012 12:45:38 PM

if a guy did it though, EMCE would be down

9/27/2012 12:45:44 PM

i love it

the more spit the better

i like a lot of spit, sloppy head

9/27/2012 12:48:27 PM

had it done to me without my permission. turned me off immediately.

9/27/2012 12:52:29 PM

someone spat on your dick?

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9/27/2012 12:52:51 PM

Quote :

"who gives/gets handies in college"

Sophomore year, got raging drunk and stumbled down to the other end of Bragaw for some dome from my sure thing drunk hook up. She ended up jerking me off in the top bunk because her roommate was asleep in the bottom bunk and she thought slurping sounds might wake her up. It was a real let down, and took forever because, well let's face it, HJs suck and girls are never as good at jerking my dick as I am at jerking my dick.

9/27/2012 12:54:44 PM

women ask for you to bop them

in the sponaneous instances it usually happens when i fake em out and when they stick their tongue out i take him away then i punish em with a pop or two then they sit there with their eyes closed waiting for a few more.

^plus if the roomie heard the slurping she might have joined in, i mean that had to cross your mind

because thats how women work.

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9/27/2012 12:55:08 PM

^^^

9/27/2012 12:56:15 PM

strap on?

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9/27/2012 12:58:28 PM

I would be ok with spitting on a strap on.

9/27/2012 12:59:29 PM

i'm writing this all down

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9/27/2012 1:00:35 PM

You know what's hot?

That half-gag/half-quack sound chicks make when getting facefucked.

9/27/2012 1:01:14 PM

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"i fake em out and when they stick their tongue out i take him away then i punish em with a pop or two then they sit there with their eyes closed waiting for a few more."

+1

9/27/2012 1:01:19 PM

not if yo spit stank though

gotta lysol the dildo

9/27/2012 1:01:47 PM

I brush my teeth with rainbows and gargle sunshine

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9/27/2012 1:02:57 PM

and skittles. it's a requirement

9/27/2012 1:04:39 PM

Quote :

"Nope"

9/27/2012 1:22:07 PM

^Have you ever had a woolman spit on you dick?

9/27/2012 1:22:54 PM

9/27/2012 1:26:34 PM

http://youtu.be/d3CWLCoQu7c

9/27/2012 2:09:21 PM

The chinese have done it, they've doomed us to species extinction. Just add a cupholder and you've created a replacement for the female gender.

9/27/2012 2:15:55 PM

no

they are clearly retarded if they think that's going to make it any wetter than just shoving it in their stupid mouths

9/27/2012 2:47:59 PM

You can get the same effect without having to hock a loogie on my dick. So I personally don't see the appeal.

9/27/2012 2:50:57 PM

I just noticed my typo in the title

9/27/2012 3:15:37 PM

"Have you ever had a woman spit on you, dick?"

would be a drastically different conversation

9/27/2012 4:04:22 PM

yes, the last two girls i dated long-term did this. i thought it was pretty cool, actually. I didn't realize it was abnormal. whats weird is when they gag and look like they're going to vomit for a second, that would probably be the most awkward thing on the planet.

9/27/2012 4:25:59 PM

The last time a girl tried to deepthroat me, I ended up with a puddle of her vomit of my stomach.

9/27/2012 4:30:22 PM

^That's why you have them do it while they're on their back

9/27/2012 4:32:38 PM