PLEASE do not get pregnant

your Facebook friends will thank you

10/3/2012 5:37:49 PM

Be mah friend on Facebook, Seth

10/3/2012 5:47:43 PM

I've been trying to figure out if these chicks actually get sick more than normal people, or if they just bitch more about it.

10/3/2012 5:51:54 PM

maybe they are mentally ill and say they are "sick" to avoid having to explain feeling bad

[Edited on October 3, 2012 at 6:00 PM. Reason : and in that case, yes, please don't have kids]

10/3/2012 5:59:57 PM

^^there is no way the general population is sick even half the amount as some of these bitches.

A girl from my HS (who I'm Facebook "friends" with) whines CONSTANTLY about how much she's sick from whatever ailment. I called her out on it once by suggesting that she maybe had AIDS or a mold problem. Surprisingly, I didn't get unfriended for that (I think I framed it pretty innocently). A week later she was "sick" again so I took 20 minutes and went through the last 6 mos of her status updates and made a little calendar graphic highlighting all the days she complained about something relating to her health. It was approximately 2/3 of the days, and I'm sure there were multiple instances most days but I didn't get that detailed.

And not surprisingly most of these girls I know who do this also happen to have "sick" kids a lot. That we all get to hear about.

[Edited on October 3, 2012 at 6:35 PM. Reason : ...]

10/3/2012 6:35:15 PM

I totes don't post on Facebook complaining about my state of health even when it's not good.

10/3/2012 6:37:03 PM

kadwackle was always complaining about some supposed sickness

10/3/2012 6:37:40 PM

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it "women who are generally sick..."

10/3/2012 6:38:47 PM

yes, you pedantic fuck

10/3/2012 6:40:41 PM

Quote :

"A week later she was "sick" again so I took 20 minutes and went through the last 6 mos of her status updates and made a little calendar graphic highlighting all the days she complained about something relating to her health."

10/3/2012 6:41:02 PM

gluten

10/3/2012 6:44:42 PM

LOL @ gluten

10/3/2012 6:50:20 PM

Quote :

"correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it "women who are generally sick...""

settledown treats objects like women, man.

10/3/2012 6:57:49 PM

^Good one, dude

10/3/2012 6:59:09 PM

10/3/2012 7:11:09 PM

if you dont have a cast or some type of shot your ass aint sick tell them to stop the bitching and moaning

10/3/2012 7:28:45 PM

i am pleased with every single reply to this thread

even Mulva's

10/3/2012 10:12:33 PM

+1 reply so billytalent can be displeased


fuck partymeangreen

10/3/2012 10:17:32 PM

my fb frands must hate me

10/3/2012 10:20:20 PM

I thought this thread was about Jennayyy

10/3/2012 10:24:11 PM

Rah Digga

10/3/2012 10:34:21 PM

Quote :

"A week later she was "sick" again so I took 20 minutes and went through the last 6 mos of her status updates and made a little calendar graphic highlighting all the days she complained about something relating to her health. It was approximately 2/3 of the days, and I'm sure there were multiple instances most days but I didn't get that detailed. "

Damn, son, you must have been bored that day

10/4/2012 10:39:17 AM

Quote :

"A girl from my HS (who I'm Facebook "friends" with) whines CONSTANTLY about how much she's sick from whatever ailment. I called her out on it once by suggesting that she maybe had AIDS or a mold problem."

I was sick all the time in the fall of last year. I didn't complain about it on Facebook or in person but people complained about me coughing all the time. Turns out I did have a mold problem

Stupid leaky upstairs shower pipes

10/4/2012 10:50:06 AM

i too, do not understand the need for someone to announce their UTI problems on facebook.

10/4/2012 10:51:52 AM

My fiance had a kidney transplant a few years ago and as a result she has a weak immune system. She's sick a lot but at least there is a legitimate excuse. On the plus side I have a ridiculously strong immune system so hopefully our kids will be normal.

10/4/2012 11:19:45 AM

lewoods
se7entythree

10/4/2012 11:59:01 AM

I'm currently sick. It was inevitable, everyone around me at school, work, and the hospital, of course, is sick.

10/4/2012 12:02:48 PM

why does this always sick syndrome appear to be an exclusively female disease

10/4/2012 2:07:48 PM

they don't eat right.


meatless diets.
bullshit small calorie meals.
no exercise.
swallowing too many salty tears, etc..

10/4/2012 2:09:58 PM

I've known some guys to have this syndrome as well. But they were either douchebags or pussies so it wasn't all that surprising.

10/4/2012 2:10:03 PM

You know how people get headaches once in a while? Well, once in a while I feel like I DON'T have a headache. I feel like I live my life under a constant vail of headacheyness. But I have just accepted that this is my life and it is just a part of who I am. I don't go around bitching about how crappy I feel.

10/4/2012 2:19:31 PM

women also think every headache is a migraine

10/4/2012 2:21:21 PM

^haha yeah, and women also thi----


oh who am I kidding, I don't know anything about women :3

10/4/2012 2:25:07 PM

just wait until your pores are oozing testosterone

10/4/2012 2:27:14 PM

I used to get migraines pretty often.

If a woman was having a legit migraine, she wouldn't be able to lift her head up and open her eyes to type about it on facebook.

I would be in bed in complete darkness with a pillow over my head.

10/4/2012 2:27:39 PM

women usually turn every one of my headaches into a migraine, so I find this fact plausible.

10/4/2012 2:32:45 PM

Percy Harvin gets migranes pretty often.

But instead of whining on facebook he scores touchdowns.

10/4/2012 2:57:23 PM

Quote :

"Damn, son, you must have been bored that day "

yes, coupled with the fact that I enjoy stirring the pot (moreso when I'm bored, and especially with people that already rub me the wrong way). and I also love backing up my assertions with facts and figures. plus, graphics are fun.



[Edited on October 4, 2012 at 3:10 PM. Reason : wow, that's a lot of transitions]

10/4/2012 3:08:21 PM

so you gave her the graph/calendar? what did she say?

10/4/2012 3:11:08 PM

I wish I still had it. it just looked like this, but a lot more shit highlighted.



she didn't even come back with anything like "whoa, what a loser you are, taking the time to chart my whining". I think she is still trying to buy my affection which she never could afford in highschool.

and I didn't email her with it directly, I posted it in a facebook convo where I called her out for either having AIDS and/or being a ridiculous attention whore and/or having munchausen by proxy syndrome.

[Edited on October 4, 2012 at 3:16 PM. Reason : new2iu called me]

10/4/2012 3:15:30 PM

Quote :

"I posted it in a facebook convo where I called her out for either having AIDS and/or being a ridiculous attention whore and/or having munchausen by proxy syndrome."

And nobody else commented after you? I could see some bitches getting their panties in a twist lol.

10/5/2012 8:04:09 AM

Oh no other people had a lot to say about it/me. Luckily I'm smarter/wittier than the average bear, so it wasn't tough to put all of them in their places as well.

10/5/2012 11:05:46 AM

Quote :

"women also think every headache is a migraine"

you should talk to a neurologist who specializes in headaches, settledown. The truth is most are.

[Edited on October 5, 2012 at 11:16 AM. Reason : I, too, am sick a lot. Diabetes is a bitch. I try to keep it to myself.]

10/5/2012 11:14:19 AM

punchmonk, this thread is most definitely not about you or other people with serious conditions

[Edited on October 5, 2012 at 1:30 PM. Reason : i respectfully disagree that most headaches are migraines ]

10/5/2012 1:28:22 PM

haha...you should be my fb friend, settledown.

10/5/2012 1:33:34 PM

tension headaches suck ass. i get those a lot

10/5/2012 1:35:08 PM

bttt

11/13/2013 6:56:36 PM