he openly confesses to stealing from fellow NCSU tailgaters:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=631502

Quote :

"At halftime I head out and go car to car in search of free beer, its way quicker than walking all the way back to my car. Most of the time I only have to go as far as the RV lot for unattended coolers"

[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 5:18 PM. Reason : d00sh]

10/9/2012 5:17:11 PM

your fault for believing it

10/9/2012 5:18:19 PM

Reasons I hate dtownral:

Capital Blvd
Peace College

10/9/2012 5:20:08 PM

He is a Democrat.

10/9/2012 5:30:45 PM

He's a progressive

10/9/2012 5:57:24 PM

I am not a democrat

[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 6:00 PM. Reason : I married one though]

10/9/2012 6:00:12 PM

If it weren't for federal welfare, he wouldn't have gotten accepted into college.

10/9/2012 6:05:29 PM

Well I went to public high school, so yeah

10/9/2012 6:06:26 PM

You know how I know you are dumb?


You haven't killed yourself yet.

10/9/2012 6:08:01 PM

He's bald and wears scarves.

10/9/2012 6:14:29 PM

Thinning so I buzzed it, scarves are great in the winter

[Edited on October 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM. Reason : I'm on reddit if you want an AMA]

10/9/2012 6:15:28 PM

So you're also gay.

10/10/2012 1:26:05 AM

Oh, is he Chance?

10/10/2012 9:36:15 AM