encouraged to use steroids in order to enhance their performance on the field.
I bet we would see some pretty crazy shit.

10/10/2012 7:31:39 PM

was that not what this was?

10/10/2012 7:34:18 PM

for serious? I didn't know those bamas were juicing.

10/10/2012 7:36:47 PM

It wouldn't even need to be encouraged, just have a policy of not drug testing. The non-enhanced athletes would quickly be weeded out.

10/10/2012 7:38:35 PM

I too would like to see this

and other sports leagues as well

10/10/2012 7:41:08 PM

Person A: Did you hear about Dwayne? He ran a 6.03.
Person B: So what? That's a terrible 40 yard dash time.
Person A: Bro...this is the SUPER Football League. Dwayne ran a 6.03 from goalpost to goalpost

[Edited on October 10, 2012 at 7:44 PM. Reason : fixed]

10/10/2012 7:41:58 PM

68.03 is terrible time for a 120 yard dash

10/10/2012 7:43:57 PM

thanks for pointing that out!

10/10/2012 7:45:18 PM

anytime, bro

10/10/2012 7:45:44 PM

If were talking chicks on roids sure why not.

10/10/2012 8:04:47 PM

Person 3: Woah... look at that. Amazing!
Person D: Yeah! Good for Sharon. Finally, women can dunk and the game is mildly interesting.

10/10/2012 8:06:52 PM

Yeah, the players should all wear bras! And instead of helmets, they should wear little tin-foil hats, because you know, it's the future, and we shouldn't be so barbaric! While we're at it, we'll have a balloon instead of a ball, and whoever catches the balloon tries to run while all the other players hug!

10/10/2012 8:07:40 PM

I would probably watch sports if they were all superhuman. Would be kinda badass.

10/10/2012 9:44:57 PM

cyborg vs. mutants

let's do this

fatalities encouraged

10/10/2012 9:48:32 PM

10/10/2012 10:05:33 PM

I work with a guy who talk about this on the reg.

He's always like, "You know....they should just let em' do it. They're all doing it you know. They're just not getting caught. It's been going on forever."

10/11/2012 4:27:18 AM

That shit would be BONKERS

10/11/2012 9:27:57 AM

but roids shorten life

10/11/2012 10:48:46 AM

The nfl already does this. They all use hgh.

10/11/2012 10:52:16 AM

Quote :

"but roids shorten life "

So does playing a professional sport like football.



You think this guy is going to live past 70? Come on. These guys suffer all kinds of injuries and often eat like shit to put on weight. No one actually cares about the health of these athletes any more than people cared about the health of Roman gladiators.

10/11/2012 11:14:15 AM

One of the best games ever

10/11/2012 11:29:53 AM

the NFL already does by not following IOC testing and using a 6:1 T:E ratio testing as opposed to olympic 4:1 ratio testing. There were several scientific journal articles that came out before the olympics demonstrating how a 4:1 T:E ratio would allow about half of men to pass the drug test while taking 500mg of testosterone a week, and that people of asian and pacific islander heritage could potentially pass the test at much higher dosages due to certain genes they carried. A couple of the articles followed up by stating that the NFL 6:1 ratio would practically allow every male to supplement with 50mg a week of testosterone and not test positive.

When you consider that the NFL didn't start testing for HGH until products like GHRP-6 and CJC-1295 were available from dozens of sites around the web, you can pretty much say that the NFL is very pro PED.

Also,
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c53d48a4a1/all-drug-olympics

[Edited on October 11, 2012 at 12:19 PM. Reason : SNL skit]

10/11/2012 12:14:55 PM

This game prompted many sibling scuffles but was one of my favorites

10/11/2012 12:17:13 PM

It would only be cool for about 6 months.... then it would be normal.

Maybe they should only allow certain positions to roid up. Watch running backs plow over entire teams, and receivers just blow by the defense.

10/11/2012 12:34:33 PM

man i loved basewars!!!

+100000000000000 for that post

10/11/2012 12:35:07 PM