but at least sometimes there's a party and maybe a cake

10/19/2012 9:23:23 AM

but at least sometimes there's a party and maybe a cake stripper

10/19/2012 9:28:31 AM

but at least sometimes there's a party and maybe a cake stripper gang bang

10/19/2012 9:32:44 AM

Actually I have a different story for all three of these scenarios

10/19/2012 9:35:57 AM

I'm listening

start with the cake story

10/19/2012 9:39:04 AM

I'll shall, when I'm not on my phone

10/19/2012 9:50:46 AM

A good portion of my friends have moved away from the area (high school friend, college friends, grad school friends) and it's something I've gotten used to.

The good thing about guys is we can go years without seeing each other and then get together and shoot the shit just like we saw each other every week or whatever.

10/19/2012 10:09:58 AM

Clearly there's a stripper jumping out of a cake, followed by a gang bang.

10/19/2012 10:12:17 AM

but at least sometimes there's a party and maybe cake stripper gang bang coke

10/19/2012 10:20:17 AM

i wish this thread was about lemon poppyseed scones

10/19/2012 10:25:16 AM

if i knew you I would have those at your going away party if you moved

10/19/2012 10:32:12 AM

that would make me feel very special

10/19/2012 10:34:59 AM

So, my friend was moving away. We threw him a party, and there was cake. We made a fake cake where you cover a balloon in icing so when he goes to cut it it blows up on him, but it just popped weakly and fell in on itself. Then we all put mushrooms on various things and ate them, I hollowed out a moon pie and ate mine like a psychadelic pita

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10/19/2012 10:45:49 AM

^^i'm about to move away, can I be your friend

10/19/2012 10:48:12 AM

Everyone is my friend when mushrooms are involved

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