First Debate - Likeability

Moderated by: The original American Idol judges

Audience: Entirely made up of teenage girls. In order to win, the candidates must be pander to them, determined by an applause-o-meter.

Crazy-Town Hall

Moderated by: David Duke

Audience: Purposely assembled group of the biggest wackos and extremists in America. UFOlogists, truthers, libertarians, anarchists, communists, white supremacists, anti-semites, black nationalists, etc, get to ask questions completely unscripted. Gives each candidate a chance to show how moderate he is.


Foreigners' Policy Debate

Moderated by: Julian Assange

Audience: Made up entirely of foreigners whose countries have been interfered with by the US in the past 50 years. Maximum audience member income: $2 per day. Extra shoes are provided under every chair.


[Edited on October 23, 2012 at 10:15 AM. Reason : .]

10/23/2012 10:14:45 AM

I'd watch it.

10/23/2012 10:30:59 AM

This would be awesome.

10/23/2012 11:30:06 AM

1. Never have less than 3 people among the debate participants.
2. Include one person in the debate who isn't a candidate.

(serious response to a non-serious thread, sorry)

10/23/2012 3:11:09 PM

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-takes-out-romney-with-middebate-drone-attack,30055/

10/23/2012 3:23:24 PM

every time I make a wish, I wish for a parliamentary system so we can get rid of all this bullshit

10/23/2012 4:20:04 PM

I would like to make the addition of a cage fight while we are at it.

10/23/2012 5:47:13 PM

First Debate : Town Hall

Second Debate : Blogger Hall (Fill the room with a mix of rabble rousing bloggers from all sides, lottery determines who gets to ask questions and no questions are barred. Debate ends when the audience comes to blows)

Third Debate : Swimsuit competition ( we'll just pray Christie doesn't run)

For the VP debate each candidate is paired with a trained dog and they have to complete a series of obstacle courses commentated by the Sklar brothers

Each debate must have a minimum of three participants

[Edited on October 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM. Reason : Because dammit, the three participant thing would be a good rule]

10/23/2012 6:02:39 PM