10/31/2012 2:33:58 PM

congrats on the crotchfruit

10/31/2012 2:34:22 PM

10/31/2012 2:40:13 PM

WhUuuuuu:hhhhhh?!

We're having a baby and THIS is how I find out?

10/31/2012 2:56:34 PM

i only peed in her butt, i swear

10/31/2012 2:57:30 PM

congratulations?

but i see 2 lines

10/31/2012 3:03:02 PM

RIP supple vag

10/31/2012 3:06:49 PM

When is the wedding?

Im krallum and i approved this message

[Edited on October 31, 2012 at 3:10 PM. Reason : i thought you were being extra bitchy but i wasnt gonna say nothing]

10/31/2012 3:08:04 PM

Didn't know she was bangin' someone. She always came off as "sexually frustrated."

Then again...I see all cranky women as "sexually frustrated."

10/31/2012 3:25:01 PM

dude it's like you've never watched sex and the city

[Edited on October 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM. Reason : i mean come on]

10/31/2012 3:29:39 PM

Glad it's not mine. I double bagged it.

10/31/2012 5:19:17 PM

I AM NOT PREGNGAT!!!

10/31/2012 7:12:15 PM

Quote :

" PREG N GAT "

10/31/2012 7:13:45 PM

but if you were congrats

10/31/2012 7:14:38 PM

It's okay no one knows anyone you know IRL

10/31/2012 7:18:25 PM