11/1/2012 7:25:29 PM

I am high high HIGH.

11/1/2012 7:26:27 PM

I was phone this whole time

11/1/2012 7:33:55 PM

I saw that photo in "Will the Real Mitt Romney please stand up."

11/1/2012 7:36:20 PM

I JUST fucked your ho. She keeps caaaaallin' me.

11/1/2012 7:36:28 PM

President Clinton started giving away free phones to low income families...





...but Imma take credit credit for this.

11/1/2012 7:53:48 PM

idk, my bff jill

11/1/2012 7:54:33 PM

Quote :

"It's pryderi again - He actually thinks I'm listening."

11/1/2012 7:55:54 PM

Excuse me a moment... Heyy girl heyy

11/1/2012 8:01:13 PM

I'm high nigga

11/1/2012 8:06:42 PM

I fly like paper, get high like planes...

Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless

11/1/2012 8:20:19 PM

Yo dawg. These Depends are comfortable as hell, ya dig?

11/1/2012 8:23:04 PM

Hold on a sec, let me copy the highest comment from the Reddit thread.

11/1/2012 9:57:05 PM

I could get caught burying a dead hooker in the rose garden and still win the election, fools.

11/2/2012 6:30:06 AM

11/2/2012 1:44:15 PM

11/6/2012 7:02:21 PM

"Man talking on cell phone"

11/6/2012 7:03:33 PM

[Edited on November 6, 2012 at 11:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2012 11:54:46 PM

^ yet....

11/6/2012 11:56:10 PM