I think it may have been a TWWer.

I'm honestly trying to think who of you I've wronged. It's probably some female.

11/5/2012 3:21:50 PM

that is unfortunate, sir

11/5/2012 3:22:52 PM

First to apologize is the one who did it.

11/5/2012 3:23:28 PM

Carrie Underwood again

11/5/2012 3:23:31 PM

unless there is a 5lbs turd on the engine block, it wasn't me

11/5/2012 3:24:19 PM

That sucks

11/5/2012 3:25:28 PM

wasn't me

11/5/2012 3:27:28 PM

Iran has offered to send AIDS

11/5/2012 3:28:47 PM

you got an enemy

11/5/2012 3:33:00 PM

If i did it, here's how i wouldve done it

Im krallum and i approved this message

11/5/2012 3:39:28 PM

i probably did it in a drunken rage

11/5/2012 3:44:29 PM

It was merbig's needle dick. Apparently you turned him on while he was hiding behind your car.

11/5/2012 3:46:08 PM

just spend your military contractor bucks to replace it

11/5/2012 3:46:44 PM

FUCK YOUR TIRE buy a new one ya rich muthafucka

11/5/2012 3:53:59 PM

hey now...just because EMCE is a whiny bitch who frequently needs to mention the big important job he has doesn't mean he deserved this

11/5/2012 3:56:19 PM

your girl was tryin to break it off and got cold feet

11/5/2012 3:57:34 PM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL ME

11/5/2012 3:58:46 PM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL ME

11/5/2012 3:58:46 PM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL ME

11/5/2012 3:58:46 PM

^ gunzz is gonna suspend you so hard your anus will bleed

11/5/2012 3:59:20 PM

Quote :

"hey now...just because EMCE is a whiny bitch who frequently needs to mention the big important job he has doesn't mean he deserved this"

he's just suckin down money from the country's dollar tit, who cares

more where that came from

11/5/2012 4:03:28 PM

This is ghastly, G. My car is going to be in the shop for a while. In the meantime, old EMCE has been rented a Dodge Grand Caravan to cruise the streets with.

Real gangstas don't drive minivans

11/5/2012 4:35:44 PM

^ is it blue or red?

11/5/2012 4:36:36 PM

It's white.

Exactly zero bitches will be pulled while I have this vehicle.

11/5/2012 4:38:15 PM

^ exactly zero fucks will be given

11/5/2012 5:04:11 PM

How can you say such things?!

11/5/2012 5:05:07 PM

because i'm one of the cool kids

11/5/2012 5:06:22 PM

11/5/2012 5:12:22 PM

your jeans are baggy

[Edited on November 5, 2012 at 5:14 PM. Reason : maybe they're sweatpants]

11/5/2012 5:13:56 PM

just make sure a blue flag's hanging out the back side

but only on the left side

11/5/2012 5:14:54 PM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL ME

11/5/2012 5:15:35 PM

So, while I was changing my tire, a neighbor in an apartment across the street appeared in the window and asked "ahh, did they key your car too?"

After a short conversation with the gentleman, I learned that it was THE ESSES!

11/5/2012 5:38:47 PM

wasn't me!

11/5/2012 5:52:27 PM

Where were you Friday night, LooNack?!

11/5/2012 6:28:37 PM

See. I told you Jeeps were pieces of shit.

11/5/2012 6:41:44 PM

11/5/2012 6:50:24 PM

Got a picture of the keying?

11/5/2012 6:54:16 PM

It's a bit hard to see, but this is the only pic that I took...

The scratches run from the front passenger side panel, across both doors, across the rear panel, and onto the back bumper. It's deep enough to catch your fingernail if you were to rub your nail against the scratch.




[Edited on November 5, 2012 at 7:00 PM. Reason : also, I love TT10]

11/5/2012 6:58:57 PM

Damn that blows. I had a cinder block thrown the window of my car. I feel your pain.

11/5/2012 7:16:11 PM

That sucks. It's just senseless.

11/5/2012 7:18:14 PM

u saving your money just in case you are sequestered?

11/5/2012 7:25:39 PM

Quote :

"What's more chicken shit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle."

11/5/2012 7:26:20 PM