Romney in the lead!!!!!!!

11/6/2012 7:11:23 PM

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" GRAY FOX FAIL"

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11/6/2012 7:14:20 PM

,!!! This thread is better!

11/6/2012 7:21:41 PM

Quote :

"Romney GrayFox concedes to Obama Kiwi"

11/6/2012 7:22:57 PM

Romney is gonna win cuz of da illumanatty

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11/6/2012 7:23:16 PM

Too close to tell and Internet poll results lose out on the excitement of the news castor freak outs!!!!!

11/6/2012 8:12:57 PM

11/6/2012 9:09:24 PM

11/6/2012 9:32:19 PM

obama wins with 319

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11/6/2012 9:33:01 PM

11/6/2012 9:39:48 PM

11/8/2012 2:33:55 PM

half of them will get fired when rich dude has to pay more taxes

11/8/2012 2:36:32 PM

http://tv.msnbc.com/2012/11/08/website-for-president-elect-mitt-romney-goes-live/

11/8/2012 2:46:58 PM

11/8/2012 9:55:17 PM

Translation: “The difference between Obama and Romney...”

11/9/2012 12:40:06 AM

11/9/2012 12:51:39 AM

http://gawker.com/5959174/georgia-voters-vote-for-my-neighbors-cat-and-burning-bag-of-dogshit-over-anti+science-congressman

11/9/2012 5:24:53 PM

That worse write in I seen at my precinct was "Crab People" for president

11/9/2012 5:26:52 PM

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

11/9/2012 7:52:58 PM

Not sure if satire

Quote :

"George Bush Accidentally Votes For Obama ormer U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home. According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard. Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request. The embarrassing incident may have gone unnoticed if it weren't for a local newspaper reporter who happened to be voting in the next booth. Suzanna Everett, a politics correspondent for the Waco Times witnessed the entire ordeal and crafted a cunning scheme to make it public. Left On Red Barred by ethics rules from using knowledge gained within a polling station, Everett waited for Bush to leave the facility and ambushed him with a trick question designed to fool him into revealing the news himself: "Mr. President Fox News is reporting that you've accidentally voted for Barack Obama. Would you care to comment?" Thinking that his mistake had already been found out, Bush sought to minimize the damage: "Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded. He then attempted to explain exactly how the mishap occurred: "First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks." Bush then explained that after marking the wrong candidate, he sought to correct his error by clicking the red "Cast Ballot" button, thinking that it was designed to 'cast away' the ballot and bring up a fresh one: "Usually red means stop and green means go. I thought I was stopping" http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/06/george-bush-accidently-votes-obama/"

11/10/2012 12:58:59 AM

It's a slicker variation of The Onion: http://dailycurrant.com/about/

Quote :

"Q. Are your newstories real? A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world Q. What distinguishes TDC from other satirical newsources? A. There are three primary differences between TDC and its competitors: TDC is an international publication written from a global perspective. As an online-only title we seek to extensively cover the technology sector, internet culture, and social media,. We attempt as often as possible to satirize issues of social relevance in order to influence the global discourse."

(punctuation errors as in original)

11/10/2012 1:28:14 AM

I like how Kiwi never posted here again after Romney lost

11/10/2012 1:30:58 AM