BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
what should i stick in her mouth? 11/11/2012 10:42:04 PM |
kdogg(c) All American 3494 Posts user info edit post |
a tablespoon of cinnamon 11/11/2012 10:42:51 PM |
Restricted All American 15537 Posts user info edit post |
You got a girlfriend? 11/11/2012 10:42:58 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
A tiny li'l kiss. 11/11/2012 10:44:16 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
I think the word you were looking for was growling 11/11/2012 10:48:53 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Give her somethin to snore on. 11/11/2012 10:49:59 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
that diiiiooock 11/11/2012 10:51:32 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Leave her be. She's tired. 11/11/2012 10:52:29 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
a tiny fishing pole. 11/11/2012 10:54:03 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
try to whisper stuff into her ear to fuck with her dreams 11/11/2012 10:58:16 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Fresh cinnamon roll
Im krallum and i approved this message 11/11/2012 11:06:04 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I use to put Sweet N Low in my little brother's mouth when he'd fall asleep like that. 11/11/2012 11:06:39 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Why? Was he fat/diabetic? 11/12/2012 12:30:14 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Hot sauce. Then quickly rush to get a fire extinguisher to smother the "flames." When she gets pissed at being doused with the fire extinguisher, calmly explain how she was on fire. 11/12/2012 12:33:51 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Leave her be. She's tired.
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Winner. I just snuck in a porn viewing11/12/2012 10:12:50 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2012 10:17:32 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
^^did the same thing next to my napping gf yesterday. lol 11/12/2012 10:19:32 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
in high school i had this same conundrum.
so i whipped it out and slapped her across the forehead with it.
never in my life have i seen someone wake up so confused, so pissed off, and so quick to punch a man right in the dick.
i have not done this again. 11/12/2012 10:23:32 AM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
You're too late...
11/12/2012 11:24:21 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
stick/sticked/sticks/stuck? 11/12/2012 11:29:10 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2012 11:31:18 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why? Was he fat/diabetic?" |
Because it was available. And have you ever tasted straight Sweet N Low. 11/12/2012 11:54:34 AM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
just the tip 11/12/2012 12:11:49 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27738 Posts user info edit post |
Mustard, just like cj leslie does. 11/12/2012 12:33:41 PM |
Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Interesting thread. 11/12/2012 6:00:04 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i cant stand nicki minaj but damn that would look good on the counter beneath me
and i mean that in the most christian way possible 11/12/2012 10:03:46 PM |