I had to use the "bargain" toilet paper.


Pretty sure I rubbed my taint off. Ouch.

11/12/2012 11:01:22 AM

I woulda held it till i got to lkb's

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11/12/2012 11:02:01 AM

I hate having to take a number 2 in public



especially when another man is standing like
three feet away from me.

11/12/2012 11:06:04 AM

i do a handstand in the urinal to cleanse myself with the inverted wall bidet

it gets awkward when people walk in during my rituals

11/12/2012 11:06:30 AM

Am I the only one who prefers rough TP?

I like to know my butthole is getting scrubbed clean.

11/12/2012 11:07:39 AM

i bring my own

11/12/2012 11:09:03 AM

I avoid shitting in public restrooms at all costs.......except airports. I try to shit in every airport I visit, it's kind of a game I like to play. Here is my current list:

Greensboro
Charlotte
Raleigh
Asheville
Atlanta
Huntsville, AL
Miami
Cancun (that one wasn't fun at all)
Orlando
Philly
Houston
Chicago
Las Vegas
Seattle

I think I am leaving a few out, but I will add them as I remember them.

11/12/2012 11:13:43 AM

Sounds like its about the sheer quantity of man ass on the toilet for you

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11/12/2012 11:16:56 AM

All I saw was the thread title and knew it was EMCE

11/12/2012 11:19:16 AM

tired of splinters? get these for your mangina and stick em in your purse.

11/12/2012 11:23:11 AM

As I wiped, I wondered "who would create such a torture device? And why?"

11/12/2012 11:28:52 AM

what was the TP like in the airport in Cancun?

11/12/2012 11:34:34 AM

^ I'm sure you can venture a guess. All I remember is how dirty the floors were. Like, literal dirt. I am certain the floors had never been mopped, and had probably not been even swept in years.

11/12/2012 11:42:44 AM

My main concern is how something could be so rough, like sandpaper...yet be so fragile. Fragile enough to be susceptible to poke throughs

11/12/2012 11:45:47 AM

i hate that feeling

i keep a little bottle of goldbond at my desk for these types of incidents.

hope your taint feels better.

11/12/2012 11:50:25 AM

there's a certian twwer who passed out while drunk shitting in a stall at the las vegas airport

we thought he got lost

it was "interesting" to see that we got him on the plane. but i'm assuming that's not the first time such an occurrence has happened in vegas.

11/12/2012 11:53:24 AM

I can make toilet paper

11/12/2012 5:58:20 PM

when your office is in a public building on campus, you learn to poop in public restrooms pretty quick.

11/12/2012 6:00:53 PM

Go ahead and take a shit in the international terminal of the Chennai airport. That's the nastiest bathroom I think I've encountered pretty much anywhere - and I've been to a lot of places...

11/12/2012 6:05:25 PM