First to clutch, first to bust.

11/18/2012 5:21:54 PM

yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo
yo yo yo yo
uh uh yo yo
yo yo
uh

11/18/2012 5:23:32 PM

yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo
yo yo yo yo
yea nigga
uh yo yo
yo yo
uh

11/18/2012 5:39:09 PM

uh i rock skinny jeans
tight fitting tees
new school swag

11/18/2012 5:41:18 PM

CLEARLY I AM TEH WIN
NOBODY CARES HOW BIG YOU ARE
JUST ASK THE ADMIN-
WHEN- KEN BANS THAT CLOWN-
SETTLEDOWN, NOW

11/18/2012 5:44:55 PM

11/18/2012 5:46:15 PM

Always postin dogs, mane
Brain all in a fog, mane
Cuz he smokin blunts
Bout the size of a log, mane

11/18/2012 6:27:45 PM

turn my headphones up

11/18/2012 8:03:46 PM

11/18/2012 8:50:28 PM

11/18/2012 8:53:40 PM

I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher,
I get eleven points on the word "quagmire".

[Edited on November 18, 2012 at 8:56 PM. Reason : adrock]

11/18/2012 8:56:14 PM

My flowsr_gr8 knows the great sand robot,
Close the safe ive got the battle thread locked,
sucka posters you can't hang with me like a testicle,
postin your played rhymes via the keys in your vestibule,
I'm the best man dont stress man, just annoint me
and seriosuly I'm not feelin your chick dog, elbows too pointy

[Edited on November 19, 2012 at 12:36 AM. Reason : i'd continue but i have i feeling this thread wont stick]

11/19/2012 12:34:24 AM

bandz a make her dance

11/19/2012 12:40:20 AM

never play this game with eminem. he can be a real asshole when he be freestylin

11/19/2012 12:14:40 PM

I have this really cool idea for a rap line, here it goes


I am not a ____ but I __________________

I think that would be really cool

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/19/2012 12:16:37 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
Good luck finding a word to rhyme with message

11/19/2012 12:22:31 PM

um. passage?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/19/2012 12:24:12 PM

meh, I don't mean Eminem rhyming, I mean real rhyming

[Edited on November 19, 2012 at 12:26 PM. Reason : I already thought of impressive]

11/19/2012 12:25:10 PM

What is real rhyming?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/19/2012 12:33:16 PM

Not having to change the pronunciation of the word to make it rhyme.

Nothing rhymes with Orange, but Eminem claims he can make tons of shit rhyme with it.

11/19/2012 12:36:34 PM

um the last syllable of message and passage are pronounced exactly the same way.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/19/2012 12:38:03 PM

the words don't rhyme

11/19/2012 12:40:39 PM

MAYNE! HOL' UP
DRANK IN MY CUP

[Edited on November 19, 2012 at 12:46 PM. Reason : w]

11/19/2012 12:45:52 PM

this whole thread is horrible.

11/19/2012 12:47:33 PM

is this the rape battle thread?

11/19/2012 1:04:22 PM

11/19/2012 1:09:17 PM

oh u know i'm back

and i never forget to rap


bubble likes to wobble wobble

on top of mileys bobble


aint tryint to cause trouble


trying to say wahts real

u know how i feel


can't really spend any time of mine

on this place called t dub


so cheezit man needs a sub


to keep the flow alive


or the LOLs of tww will take a true dive

12/13/2012 7:44:03 PM

Starts beat boxing

12/13/2012 7:46:00 PM

Bumpin' don't stop,
bring it to the top,
you look good on the 'net
but I think dem photos 'shopped

1/17/2013 8:40:40 PM

grayfox is poor, he's a awful nerd
tree 10 is rich, like a profit bird

1/17/2013 8:42:10 PM

I would not could not on a boat
listen to any of the whack rhymes you wrote

1/17/2013 8:47:05 PM

Trees ain't twisted, straight like a pine,
sleep on me? Best leave a sleepin' dog lyin',
Spend time lookin' for the best punch lines,
I'm a golden retriever, bring 'em back every time

1/17/2013 8:49:41 PM

when grayfox isnt rattlesnakin with bubbles
he's ridin on my dick like i'm mr. cuddles

1/17/2013 8:51:21 PM

This shit about to jump off, so far that I'm flyin',
you rappin' like my Friday nights, one bar at a time,
and trippin' in between 'em, feelin' like you blind,
and the next day the only thing wasted was yo' time

1/17/2013 8:57:32 PM

Bark Bark i end every post with 'time'

1/17/2013 8:58:23 PM

GrayFox rhyme scheme is straight up whack
rhyming TIME with TIME???
SORRY FOR THE CAPS MY KEYBOARD IS JACK

1/17/2013 8:59:13 PM

Image post, image post, that shit ain't pleasant,
You should treat my time like a gift, call it the present,
Y U MAD THO, when I'm the most not pissed,
even when all you do is repost dot gif

1/17/2013 9:01:11 PM

you're a ho kid, i'm a open hose bib, a spill spigot
and if you dont like my dog pics, well deal with it

1/17/2013 9:04:24 PM

He's wed to his flow: something borrowed, something old,
Still phoning that shit in. ET. Stone Cold,
Sports Talk apprentice, chatterbox dead weight,
Photoshop failure, call that shit a head fake

1/17/2013 9:09:11 PM

if you keep this mess up, i might have to damage ya
expose you as fake like t'eo's girlfriend, leon is amateur

1/17/2013 9:14:09 PM

Every dog has its day, you gon' spend yours wrecked,
The only thing golden gon' be them rounds in ya neck,
The dog shoulda walked, now I'ma hurtcha like Herschel,
Ms. MacLachlan got a spot for you in her next commercial

1/17/2013 9:22:57 PM

I would bust out fat boy reaction, but rap is stupid

1/17/2013 9:23:39 PM

This EUPHALO shit outta control, I mean straight bedlam,
Fat boy reaction? You mean BubbleBobble on a webcam?
Came up in this thread, and didn't even diss us,
My first shot bustin' at you, change yo' name to BubbleCrispus.

1/17/2013 9:26:44 PM

Quote :

"Starts beat boxing"

hey
that's my line
still spit my flow *like ya momma* just fine

now im back in the game
just made ya girl friend came
fuck all this snow
cause when i stroll through it just rain

*starts beatboxing*

1/17/2013 9:37:14 PM

I tried to find FroshKiller's rap where he talks about tdub and tdub bands (i.e. excite bikes) but... FAIL

1/17/2013 10:13:25 PM

wolfwall keep making it
tdub keeps takin it

1/17/2013 10:26:12 PM

HOOP HOP BE STACKIN IT RIGHT
THIS RHYMES IN HERE THEY AND SO TIGHT
YALL BETTER COME CORRECT YOU GONNA GET JACKED UP HITE
AND THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT JITE

1/18/2013 9:39:43 AM

From the first to the last of it, BigHit keeps owning matches, kid
Rear naked choking out opponents like he's on some assassin shit
Hoops steps to the mic but gets handled like FedEx packages
I'll keep stamping out your rhymes,
just the sign the line, 'cause my delivery's as fast as shit
I stay flipping metered syllables because otherwise there's wack in here

1/18/2013 10:35:02 AM

begonias said:

Quote :

"I tried to find FroshKiller's rap where he talks about tdub and tdub bands (i.e. excite bikes) but... FAIL"

I doubt I could find the MP3 anymore, but Dijital might still have the original recording. Pretty much the only line I remember is, "Y'all fuck with us, there really will Be Less People."

Here's a list of the Wolf Web bands I remember ripping in that song, though: Be Less People, Loman, the ExciteBikes, and Three Piece Suit.

2/4/2013 6:58:07 AM

This is my new favorite thread.

2/4/2013 9:32:58 PM