not too long ago Ken and I took the subway around NY on a date.

So we are about three stops from getting off at the Port Authority to go home when this gay guy couple get on the train. Ken and I were lucky enough to get a seat but they had to stand. They were standing right in front of us
THEY. WERE. GORGEOUS. ANGELS. I swear they could be models. Tailored clothes all in black, tailored dark hair, sparky color eyes, chiseled bodies, naturally tanned skin, and they were speaking Portuguese so I think they were Brazilian and they were being sweetly affectionate to one another.
I just smiled at them and stared the WHOLE time.
So I don't usually react this way because PDA of any sort grosses me out but but for a moment all I could think was, "I would like to be the meat in your salad." Not, "I wish I could be the meat in your salad."

I was just thinking about that because there is no way that I could ever be the natural unprocessed meat in their salad. NO WAY.

tl;dr I wanted to be the meat in a beautiful gay guy couples' salad and that could never happen.

12/4/2012 1:15:47 PM

So you're into gay dudes.

12/4/2012 1:17:00 PM

I have been known to be. I just am attracted to people I think are beautiful.

12/4/2012 1:17:38 PM

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"I just an attractive to people I think are beautiful."

ಠ_ಠ

12/4/2012 1:18:29 PM

Yeah. I am having a diabetic low. Those things happen. Grammar. Oi.

[Edited on December 4, 2012 at 1:27 PM. Reason : Just rereading what you quoted. YIKES. That is not true AT ALL.]

12/4/2012 1:19:14 PM

maybe they were models

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12/4/2012 1:39:43 PM

that is what I was thinking.

12/4/2012 1:42:48 PM

a few months ago?


they might have been jiu jitsu guys they had the Pan American BJJ tournament in NY a few months ago

12/4/2012 1:51:38 PM

Yeah. It was a few months ago.

12/4/2012 1:54:29 PM

well then that tender display of affection was a complete 180 from how they treated the other men they encountered that weekend

12/4/2012 1:56:18 PM

there was a pretty huge carnival celebration in NYC early september. I was disappointed in the lack of obvious trannies

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12/4/2012 1:56:30 PM

This was October 6th.

12/4/2012 1:58:40 PM

eww backing out of thread

gayness might rub off

12/4/2012 2:00:50 PM

DON'T LET THE GAYNESS...RUB!!!!

12/4/2012 2:01:17 PM

Were they wearing tailored dickpants?

12/4/2012 2:02:52 PM

punchmonk is a faghag

12/4/2012 2:03:44 PM

did you rub one in?

12/4/2012 2:04:28 PM

hahahaha....no rubbing in. I didn't pay attention to the dickpants.
They were prettier than any woman I have ever seen. That is unreal.

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"punchmonk is a faghag"

I am not as cool as Misha. I am actually attracted to gay men at times. They purdy.

12/4/2012 2:06:37 PM

what does ken have to say about this?

12/4/2012 2:10:53 PM

punchmonk is qntmfred's beard?

[Edited on December 4, 2012 at 2:13 PM. Reason : what will you tell the kids?]

12/4/2012 2:12:25 PM

I talked to Ken about my thoughts on them. He didn't have much to say.

hahahahaha...the beard. I just watched that Seinfeld episode yesterday. Ken is definitely not gay but he does get hit on ALL THE TIME by gay men.

12/4/2012 2:15:38 PM

They think he's Ed Norton. Ed Norton is one of the gays heroes.

12/4/2012 2:17:06 PM

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"tl;dr I wanted to be the meat in a beautiful gay guy couples' salad and that could never happen. "

lol.

12/4/2012 3:17:15 PM

I think their salad has enough meat. It could use some tacos though...

12/4/2012 4:55:06 PM

People always crave what they can't have and hardly cherish what they do have until it's gone.

12/4/2012 5:12:49 PM