whats yours?

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12/5/2012 9:37:17 AM

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12/5/2012 9:39:54 AM

haven't seen that part

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12/5/2012 9:40:58 AM

torsoonlywoman.jpg

12/5/2012 9:41:43 AM

What's with this trend of posting somethingthreadrelated.jpg?

12/5/2012 9:42:55 AM

it's a new way of saying old

12/5/2012 9:43:30 AM

[old] is [old]?

That makes me feel really [old].

12/5/2012 9:45:15 AM

suck
my
dick
tww

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12/5/2012 9:45:19 AM

or you coul- fuck you

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[Edited on December 5, 2012 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ]

12/5/2012 9:49:02 AM

lol

12/5/2012 9:54:52 AM

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else.
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf.
When I'm away she never leaves the house.
I want a girl who laughs for no one else.

12/5/2012 9:58:51 AM

I was once told by a gentleman that the perfect woman is three feet tall, has no teeth, and the top of her head is flat so you have a place to set your beer.

12/5/2012 10:01:01 AM

my ideal wife doesn't watch MTV, has at least 2 titties, and doesn't like crab legs

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[Edited on December 5, 2012 at 10:05 AM. Reason : ]

12/5/2012 10:03:13 AM

I'm internationally known on the microphone
I got it all, but I really need a wife at home
I don't really like the zone, never spend the night alone
I got a few you would like to bone

12/5/2012 10:05:31 AM

Sleepin' by yourself at night can make you feel alone
your girlfriend said so, I don't really know
that don't mean we fucked around
that night last week when you left town

12/5/2012 10:14:40 AM

mute

12/5/2012 10:54:11 AM

Mute haha

12/5/2012 12:50:08 PM

Must be a damn good cook. Not because I suck (because I am the shit at cooking) but because that shit is womans work

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12/5/2012 12:50:58 PM

Quote :

"I was once told by a gentleman that the perfect woman is three feet tall, has no teeth, and the top of her head is flat so you have a place to set your beer."

I came here to post this.

12/5/2012 12:51:48 PM

And lady in the street but a freak in da bed

12/5/2012 1:00:34 PM

ambitious, intelligent, adventurous
sense of humor and good nature - easily adapts to difficulty
smart and resourceful enough to handle herself in any situation but emotionally intelligent enough to know when I "need to be in charge"

I'm currently dating her

12/5/2012 1:26:58 PM