....I love this motherfucker. Where can I get one?

12/5/2012 4:54:14 PM

12/5/2012 4:59:49 PM

12/5/2012 5:07:01 PM

My Fucking cat will piss on my stuff at night. He will find my shoes, my pants, my fucking Banjo case, and piss on it. I really fucking hate cats and people that endorse having cats. If this cat wasn't my wife's, I would have prolly killed it by now.

In no way, shape, or form are cats as cool as dogs. THEY SUCK balls. The world would be so much better off if it stopped making these viral videos of cute cats that makes people want to get them. We should just get rid of them. They would prolly like it better alone anyways.

[Edited on December 5, 2012 at 7:09 PM. Reason : double post]

12/5/2012 7:08:32 PM

i, too, hate cats and think cat piss is the worst smell imaginable

12/5/2012 7:26:00 PM

I like cats, because its like having an adult child. You don't have to baby them 24/7, they don't beg for attention, try to eat all your food, bark loud as fuck. But if you need to torture something with a laser or string for 5 minutes then you can. None of that walking shit, or letting it out shit. Fuck that. I have too much shit to do. Besides 95% of the time you don't even know your cat is there. That is my kind of pet. Fuck off and do your own shit, its not like I wanted a pet or anything.

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12/6/2012 10:40:23 AM

I want one of these cats. Would be hilarious

12/6/2012 10:44:35 AM

Tard should be a new breed.

12/6/2012 10:47:10 AM

People who hate cats always act like all cats pee on things all the time. That is not true.

12/6/2012 10:54:20 AM

i like cats because you dont have to take their asses outside

and they dont move you out of your spot in the bed

that said, i hate cats with pushed in faces because theyre ugly as fuck honestly.

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 12:00 PM. Reason : f]

12/6/2012 11:59:44 AM

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 12:07 PM. Reason : fucking yahoo]

12/6/2012 12:06:57 PM

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"My Fucking cat will piss on my stuff at night. He will find my shoes, my pants, my fucking Banjo case, and piss on it. I really fucking hate cats and people that endorse having cats. If this cat wasn't my wife's, I would have prolly killed it by now."

I like cats but that cat would not last in my household. Sounds like your wife needs to do a better job of keeping the litter box clean. Or the cat hates you for some reason

12/6/2012 12:07:31 PM

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"My Fucking cat will piss on my stuff at night."

hahahaha, are you a total dick to the cat? They are vindictive little fuckers if you piss them off.

12/6/2012 12:08:22 PM

12/6/2012 12:09:25 PM

12/6/2012 12:10:00 PM

When my ex moved in with me her cat used to hide in our bedroom closet and piss all over the carpet/walls in there. I'm not blaming the cat, because I am sure she was just freaked out by my dog and marking her territory. Just bringing it up because that is 1 smell I can never get out of my nose. I'd open the door to the bedroom and it was like hitting a wall of ammonia. When we moved out I cleaned that carpet for hours and could never totally get rid of the smell. How we got our deposit back is still beyond me.

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 12:14 PM. Reason : a]

12/6/2012 12:12:51 PM

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"People who hate cats always act like all cats pee on things all the time. That is not true."

Yeah, sometimes they're too busy throwing up on the carpet to pee on your stuff.

12/6/2012 12:16:16 PM

12/6/2012 12:17:02 PM

For real. My ex and I had a cat that was perfectly normal for over a year and then started pissing on everything. Quite literally. She'd piss on the coach. We'd throw that shit out. Then she pissed on the bed.

I begged that cat to not make me put her down. She pissed one too many times.

12/6/2012 12:17:28 PM

12/6/2012 12:18:23 PM

^ lololol

12/6/2012 12:20:37 PM

12/6/2012 3:06:05 PM

some of these people complaining about pissing cats need to get their cats spayed or neutered

12/6/2012 3:28:45 PM

Mine was spayed. She was just a bitch-ass cat.

12/6/2012 3:29:14 PM

^^ her cat was spayed. I think it was the declawing that did it

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 3:30 PM. Reason : a]

12/6/2012 3:29:54 PM

the whole pissing on the walls thing sounds like a cat still has it's balls

12/6/2012 3:32:09 PM

well her cat never had balls, so I guess your theory is way off

12/6/2012 3:32:57 PM

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"I think it was the declawing that did it"

Come to think of it, ours started that shit right after getting declawed too.

12/6/2012 3:52:44 PM

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" I hate cats, but.... "

12/6/2012 4:27:55 PM

^^ yeah, again I don't blame the cat. Had her declawed then threw her in a house with a 120lb dog. Bad idea on my part. Tard would have just said fuck it.

12/6/2012 4:30:29 PM

colonel meow!

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 5:33 PM. Reason : dd]

12/6/2012 5:32:13 PM

12/6/2012 5:38:25 PM

12/8/2012 11:09:49 AM

My fiance and I have 4 cats... I have only had one of them piss on anything outside of the litter box (usually dirty towels) - but only when the litter box is dirty. That's my cue to clean that motherfucker up.

12/8/2012 11:57:16 AM

12/8/2012 12:24:32 PM

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"For real. My ex and I had a cat that was perfectly normal for over a year and then started pissing on everything. Quite literally. She'd piss on the coach. We'd throw that shit out. Then she pissed on the bed. I begged that cat to not make me put her down. She pissed one too many times."

what in the fuck

12/8/2012 12:32:51 PM

[Edited on December 8, 2012 at 12:33 PM. Reason : ^makes sense to me]

12/8/2012 12:33:19 PM

12/8/2012 3:08:07 PM

12/8/2012 3:12:54 PM

>hates cats
>likes retarded looking cats

12/8/2012 3:34:07 PM

12/8/2012 5:53:30 PM

My cat has enough retarded happy for everyone.

12/8/2012 7:50:36 PM

What's special about that one? Looks like a regular, dumb cat.

12/8/2012 8:11:13 PM

12/9/2012 6:30:24 PM

I want to get one of these really photogenic pets and take a bunch of pictures and start a meme and then get rich.

12/9/2012 6:36:22 PM

Quote :

"I hate cats"

12/9/2012 6:39:43 PM