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This Poor Guy Got Nailed Trying to Steal a Creepy Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

SPARTANBURG, SC (WYFF) - A 22-year-old man is accused of trying to steal a blow up doll, according to an incident report.

Spartanburg police were called to Spencer’s Gifts on Tuesday after someone called about a shoplifter in custody.

Benjamin Greene is charged with shoplifting, according to the Spartanburg County Detention Center website.

A store employee said she saw Greene take a Blow Mylie Doll from the shelf, take the doll out of the box and conceal it in his coat.

The employee said Greene passed all points of sale without trying to pay for it.

The report said the employee stopped him and asked for the doll, and he let the doll fall out of his jacket.

http://www.wistv.com/story/20336076/deputies-man-tries-to-steal-blow-up-doll

12/17/2012 2:35:00 PM

This sums it up:

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"SPARTANBURG, SC "

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12/17/2012 2:36:23 PM

whoa whoa whoa...thats a spencers in a mall???? thats kinda messed up

12/17/2012 2:36:29 PM

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"3 ACHEY LOVE HOLES"

12/17/2012 2:36:55 PM

so is this thing officially licensed or what?

12/17/2012 3:11:35 PM

sorry for the double post.

what 22 year old waits around at a spencer's gifts to get arrested? seriously? just walk away man, that's a mall employee.

12/17/2012 5:05:13 PM

if you gave me thousands of mugshots to sift through, I don't think I could come up with one more perfectly suited to this story

he absolutely looks the part

12/17/2012 7:46:43 PM

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"so is this thing officially licensed or what?"

Do you think they would called it Mylie! if it was?

12/17/2012 7:56:29 PM

She's Young, Dumb and Old Enough for Cum!

12/17/2012 8:16:09 PM

i would have said it was a dirty santa/gag gift.

it's the only out.

12/17/2012 8:24:25 PM

LOL @ Mylie

I see what they did there

brbgoingtoorderonenow

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"whoa whoa whoa...thats a spencers in a mall???? thats kinda messed up"

is that a joke?

I thought Crabtree had one for the longest time (no idea if they have one now)

a mall is the only place I've ever seen one

maybe I'm misunderstanding your post

why would it being in a mall make any difference? :3

12/17/2012 8:39:15 PM

12/17/2012 9:09:25 PM

^I took that picture

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12/17/2012 9:20:45 PM

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"why would it being in a mall make any difference? "

sex dolls being sold in your local mall doesnt seem strange to you? I figured you could only buy them at the adult video entertainment stores with no windows rather than right next door to a great american cookie

12/17/2012 9:54:48 PM

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"what 22 year old waits around at a spencer's gifts to get arrested? seriously? just walk away man, that's a mall employee."

That's what I was thinking. Double idiot.

12/18/2012 2:26:11 AM

I kinda feel for the poor guy though. Perhaps he was too embarrassed to buy it.

12/18/2012 2:27:16 AM