Do you believe there are situations where someone is obligated to have sex with you?

12/20/2012 9:52:09 AM

Yes, if I marry someone, then they are obligated to have sex with me.

12/20/2012 9:52:53 AM

date rape

12/20/2012 9:53:38 AM

When I tell my husband to fuck me he is then obligated to have sex with me.

12/20/2012 9:56:16 AM

yeah..if I marry someone I better not have to beg - or do special shit for that.

12/20/2012 9:58:10 AM

Quote :

"Yes, if I marry someone, then they are obligated to have sex with me."

I actually think this is the law. Or at the very least, grounds for divorce.

On a similar note: my wedding night.

[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 10:00 AM. Reason : a]

12/20/2012 9:59:37 AM

^yup

12/20/2012 10:00:44 AM

Not grounds for divorce, but definitely something that would cause "irreconcilable differences"

i think its a difference in obligated versus withholding

12/20/2012 10:02:21 AM

more like grounds for cheating.

12/20/2012 10:03:13 AM

"withholding the dick"

12/20/2012 10:05:03 AM

http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/

12/20/2012 10:05:17 AM

if the bowling alley is closed

12/20/2012 10:09:41 AM

If I provide you with on site tech support.

12/20/2012 11:21:54 AM

if you give them a back massage

12/20/2012 11:22:43 AM

If I smile at you

12/20/2012 11:27:12 AM

If she orders more than a house salad.

12/20/2012 11:42:52 AM

12/20/2012 11:43:33 AM

If she orders something that is "market price."

Also, if I let her win at mini golf.

12/20/2012 11:59:24 AM

if I am paying in cash

12/20/2012 12:04:07 PM

Took her to dinner and the Hobbit, she's ragging so no biggie, but I would've liked a little head.

12/20/2012 12:08:49 PM

if i put my mouth on your penis, you better fuck me.

12/20/2012 1:39:46 PM

Hanson: Mmmmm Bop

12/20/2012 1:40:14 PM

this thread is like mac miller on my frank ocean pandora station

12/20/2012 1:45:21 PM

actually not even marriage creates an obligation for sex, because the law does recognize "marital rape"

gotta keep it safe, sane, and consensual all the time

12/20/2012 1:50:14 PM

12/21 apocalypse is imminent

12/20/2012 1:56:51 PM

All I know is that if I were married to lewisje, my junk's permanent home would be his mouth.

12/20/2012 1:59:27 PM

I do not want to have sex with nice guys.

12/20/2012 1:59:57 PM

"would you expect a reward for not drinking with a drunk girl?" has a yeah option that I can follow right, down, and then to the left to the next question getting me to "nice guy" even though I think I deserve a cookie for not banging wasted chicks.


In fact, I can do that with any of the answers on the right column... Is that on purpose?

12/20/2012 2:27:22 PM

Lol the object is to not get nice guy.

You think you deserve a cookie for not raping someone?






I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/20/2012 2:31:09 PM

You're missing the point. I can get to "you're actually an ok guy" by making the "yes" choice to that question.

[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 2:34 PM. Reason : I guess technically I can get there making any of the douche answers if I follow the line backwards]

12/20/2012 2:32:35 PM

No you can't.

Do you know how arrows work?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/20/2012 2:33:02 PM

Arrows

HOW DO THEY WORK?

12/20/2012 2:34:07 PM

I retract all my previous statements

12/20/2012 2:34:37 PM

Do you retract

Quote :

"I think I deserve a cookie for not banging wasted chicks."

?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/20/2012 2:35:01 PM

lol, maybe I should have used some more quotations in that original post to indicate that "if I had taken that road out of the decision tree at that question."

I have never believed I deserved a cookie for not banging drunk chicks. Sorry for any confusion.

12/20/2012 2:42:43 PM

When you put those Benjamin's on her dresser.

12/20/2012 4:56:38 PM

the law also bans "prostitution"

(except in some rural Nevada counties)

12/20/2012 5:00:16 PM

Well DUH! I'm obviously talking about rural Nevada counties.

12/20/2012 5:17:03 PM

When she has a fat ass, and both of you know that she has a fat ass, and she puts a pair of pants on that you both know aren't flattering, and she asks you how the pants make her look, and you tell her they look great.

She owes you then.

12/21/2012 12:19:24 AM

^^then you obvs. shoulda known that in the brothel, you don't "put those Benjamin's [sic] on her dresser"; instead you pay the agreed-upon fee to the brothel owner, and some goes to the prostitute and some to the cabbie (if you took a cab)

12/21/2012 12:25:02 AM

if we go out for a cup of coffee

12/21/2012 12:26:25 AM

People have sex when they are sober?

12/21/2012 12:26:25 AM

pay for dinner

12/21/2012 12:27:15 AM