Whats the difference between a washing machine and your mama?


The last time I dropped a load in the washer it didn't follow me around for a week

1/1/2013 11:45:50 PM

sounds like it

1/1/2013 11:47:30 PM

You meant jazz.

It is talking about jazz.

1/1/2013 11:48:54 PM

yes

1/1/2013 11:49:31 PM

Liz Lemon said it on 30 Rock so I was confused.

1/1/2013 11:49:49 PM

Is this serious? What else would it be?

1/1/2013 11:51:14 PM

the masculine feminine.

1/2/2013 12:04:12 AM

I'm pretty sure that's a Jackie Martling joke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Martling

1/2/2013 1:02:17 AM

The Campaign

1/2/2013 1:37:07 AM

It is referring to poop.

Because your mother likes poop.

1/2/2013 7:26:46 AM

I always drop my jizz in the washing machine.

1/2/2013 7:28:01 AM

this combination of thread title and who posted it gave me a boner

1/2/2013 7:33:22 AM

^

1/2/2013 7:35:41 AM