Just don't do it. K?

Yea yea office annoyances thread bla bla.

1/8/2013 12:31:27 PM

that's not an office annoyance, that's an office absolutely not allowed

1/8/2013 12:35:48 PM

It smells so bad.

1/8/2013 12:41:06 PM

Updating office policies manual for 2013, included "No odorous foods should be prepared in the kitchen, including fish." because of this thread.

1/8/2013 1:00:47 PM

I used to work with a guy who would burn popcorn in the breakroom microwave like 3 times a week.

1/8/2013 1:02:32 PM

there's a couple guys where i work that like to reheat fish in the microwave like once a week. it stinks up the entire office everytime; they get shit all the time for doing it but yet continue to do it. such a horrendous smell.

1/8/2013 1:04:40 PM

i think it's time for some friendly sabotage. sneak in while it's in the microwave a sprinkle a few tablespoons of salt on the fish, making it inedible.

1/8/2013 1:11:55 PM

Cabbage.


Fuckin' vegans.

1/8/2013 1:13:01 PM

^^then it will sit in the trash until it is taken out


and we also had a guy here who used to do this all the time. I love eating fish, but I refuse to ever EVER eat it if its been microwaved

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 1:13 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/8/2013 1:13:11 PM

Fireable offense.

1/8/2013 1:20:08 PM

left over fish

1/8/2013 1:40:31 PM

1/8/2013 1:54:10 PM

Leftover seafood gets made into salad. Maybe into a soup or gumbo

1/8/2013 1:59:19 PM

throw that shit away

1/8/2013 2:00:09 PM

^so wasteful, don't you know about them starving kids in Africa? Do you care? I made some awesome oyster stew when I had some leftover oysters a few weeks ago. I mean, it was delicious. The oysters were only out of their shell and in the fridge for a couple of days.

1/8/2013 2:05:03 PM

Quote :

"don't you know about them starving kids in Africa?"

you're exactly right. because of this thread, i'll be mailing all my leftover fish to liberia from now on.

1/8/2013 2:15:02 PM

Tracked down the source.

This gimp was just sitting at his desk spooning out salmon from a can. Cube life *sigh*

1/8/2013 3:44:12 PM

thats when you get a can of air freshener and just release the entire can.

i mean, if one dude can stink up the office the other dude should be able smell it up too

1/8/2013 7:09:44 PM

so do people just get pissy anytime food is warmed up that they dont like?

1/8/2013 9:24:41 PM

Really, it's only fish and those packaged meals that you microwave for like 6 minutes.

1/8/2013 10:36:51 PM

i like to bring in broccoli and microwave it at 8 AM and eat it for breakfast when i really feel like stirring the pot. always cracks me up

1/8/2013 11:14:22 PM

I like to reheat Indian food and then leave to go eat lunch elsewhere.

1/8/2013 11:16:46 PM

^reheated indo-pakistani food horrendously foul

1/9/2013 1:06:02 AM

catfeesh w/ vinegar

1/9/2013 1:13:49 AM

1/9/2013 1:17:34 AM

Quote :

"I used to work with a guy who would burn popcorn in the breakroom microwave like 3 times a week."

I work with a guy now who does this on a daily basis...I want to strangle him.

1/9/2013 6:40:06 AM

I've never noticed cabbage or broccoli smelling bad, what are you guys putting in yours to make it smell bad?

1/9/2013 7:28:03 AM

Curry.

1/9/2013 7:32:12 AM