settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
serious question for the ladies - is this a real problem?
[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : move to chit chat pls] 1/8/2013 5:26:50 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
just sand fleas 1/8/2013 5:30:44 PM
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sand robot Sand Lion 2227 Posts user info edit post |
lol 1/8/2013 5:32:58 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Why the fuck would I be up at 9:30 on a Saturday studying in any case? 1/8/2013 5:49:29 PM
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LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " is this a real problem? " |
it was that night i got drunk at the beach while wearing a skirt, then went walking on the beach with everyone and fell down....right in the surf 
i couldn't get up fast enough, so i got a serious case of sandy vag when the waves washed up on shore.
then i had to ride home in the cab, drunk and uncomfortable from sandy vag.
true story.] 1/8/2013 5:51:50 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus
that sounds horrible
but I think you're saying it doesn't happen on a normal trip to the beach
that sounds like good news 1/8/2013 5:55:54 PM
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LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
it was actually pretty fucking hilarious. everyone was drunk, so the sandy vag (in a literal sense) became the joke of the night. the cab driver was thoroughly entertained!  1/8/2013 6:06:32 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
dumb question
would underwear have helped prevent this vaginal tragedy? 1/8/2013 6:08:44 PM
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LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
underwear would have made it worse i think  1/8/2013 6:10:43 PM
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Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
I guess that would have made for some rough sex. 1/8/2013 6:11:36 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Sandy, for HIS pleasure 1/8/2013 6:12:45 PM
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LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
nah, we all hopped in the pool when we got back to the hotel. bye bye sandy vag. 1/8/2013 6:14:12 PM
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Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
That would make for a real sore dick. Can't beat that. 1/8/2013 6:14:35 PM
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Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
Sandy Vag sounds like a porn name. 1/8/2013 6:15:15 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
I fucking hate Eaton Bush so bad
why is he ruining my thread 1/8/2013 6:16:43 PM
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Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, we know. You like Suckin Dick more. 1/8/2013 6:36:09 PM
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LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
^ no, that's me 1/8/2013 6:45:13 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
this thread brought to you by my post in fumbler's thread.
also..... if you get sand in there leave it... otherwise you'll never make a pearl. 1/9/2013 7:31:04 AM
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