inspired by erica's Let's Make a Deal thread...




taking out the trash, cleaning dishes with any remaining food, and emptying the fridge

1/8/2013 11:16:03 PM

wut

1/8/2013 11:17:21 PM

Folding the laundry, dusting.

1/8/2013 11:17:22 PM

Paying someone else to come deep clean the house top to bottom

Otherwise sexual favors as normal.

1/8/2013 11:18:34 PM

making TWW threads

1/8/2013 11:20:41 PM

I would blow a dude if he would scoop my cat box regularly

1/8/2013 11:20:42 PM

if you have a cat as a pet you probably already blow lots of dudes, amirite

1/8/2013 11:21:43 PM

yeah, I was just kidding

I blow dudes anyway, no chores required

1/8/2013 11:22:22 PM

I would suck settledown's dick

just to say I did it :3

1/8/2013 11:23:08 PM

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"if you have a cat as a pet you probably already blow lots of dudes, amirite"

1/8/2013 11:23:41 PM

it's a large but distinguished club

1/8/2013 11:24:04 PM

vacuuming

1/8/2013 11:26:26 PM

I would go down on Jammngurl16 if she would come over and do something about these dusty ass blinds in my living room.

1/8/2013 11:36:07 PM

Folding the laundry, but only if it's done right. I'm very particular. Like, flip-n-fold particular.

1/8/2013 11:43:52 PM

I'd put out to avoid bathroom duty. The tub is just too much of a pain to deal with.

1/8/2013 11:44:54 PM

Cleaning the tub is bullshit. You wash that fucker once a day.

1/8/2013 11:46:23 PM

would greatly depend on the one who was performing the sexual favor as to what I would do in trade

1/9/2013 12:16:05 AM

I was gonna say...does sexual favor mean I gotta choke on a dick or take it in the shitter?

Thanks but no. I'll just let the trash and grime take over the house.

1/9/2013 12:39:10 AM

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1/9/2013 1:02:34 AM

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"Folding the laundry, but only if it's done right. I'm very particular. Like, flip-n-fold particular."

1/9/2013 2:20:51 AM

Quote :

"Folding the laundry, but only if it's done right. I'm very particular. Like, flip-n-fold particular."

1/9/2013 3:30:58 AM

I would fight with the Texas Rattlesnake for a sexual favor :3

1/9/2013 3:32:42 AM

I pretty much just like to hump--this is probably not a good currency for me. I wouldn't be able to drive a hard bargain; I'd be too interested in driving a hard bargain.

1/9/2013 4:18:19 AM

dang- I always take out the trash and my female roommate never offers the sexual favors

not that I would accept them because I am a gentleman

1/9/2013 7:11:19 AM

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"taking out the trash, cleaning dishes with any remaining food, and emptying the fridge"

That's like. Your job woman.

1/9/2013 7:13:11 AM

Shouldn't earning a living and paying all the bills be enough of a trade off for some vacuuming, dishes, and dinner? There should be no need to bargain for sex.

Goddamn, you pigeons are fucking useless. If one day my fiance makes enough to live comfortable on one income, I would be doing all the typical female chores in the cleanest house with the biggest smile on my face.

1/9/2013 7:21:55 AM

I don't understand this idea of trading favors if you are in a relationship, same with those dumb coupon books that you get that have things like "good for one blowjob"

These are all things that happen anyways, why would I need to tear out a coupon or empty the fridge?

1/9/2013 7:26:53 AM

If I give a coupon it's worth while. Like, good for a one hour massage

And we sometimes trade sexual favors for house work but ultimately we just have a system

He does the dishes if I make dinner and vice versa, I do laundry and he does yard work. I fucking hate yard work. But I actually like to vacuum.

1/9/2013 7:32:18 AM

"Hey babe, my back is killing me, can you rub my back?"
"Sure"

...


why do i need a coupon?

1/9/2013 7:38:44 AM

simple... these things do happen... but say i had a bad day and my wife's tired... it offers more incentive for her to help out lol and me an easy way of saying... damn.. baby i just really need a piece.

1/9/2013 7:39:21 AM

i'd knock naughties in exchange for laundry.

1/9/2013 7:48:48 AM

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" I fucking hate yard work. But I actually like to vacuum."

Exactly. Women always forget all the work they DON'T have to do. They will bitch that he doesn't help around the house with chores, but neglect the fact that they never have to cut the grass, trim bushes, paint, clear the gutters, do car maintenance, mulch, fix the garbage disposal, install the blinds, etc.

If I installed the goddamn hardwood floors or the over-the-range microwave you wanted, you better not bitch at me for not swiffering as much as you do or wiping out the microwave.

1/9/2013 8:04:46 AM

Putting your dishes away or cleaning up after cooking something in the microwave should be done by the person who did it. Tidying up after yourself. Putting your shoes away. Putting things back where you got them. All of that is shit your parents should have taught you to do before sending you off. Those are common courtesy things. A wife or gf is not your mom or maid.

Cleaning beyond that I can see the argument of vacuuming/dusting v yard work as I hear that argument in our house. I get it. However, there is a line of cleaning and tidying up after yourself. Don't be a slob about it.

1/9/2013 8:15:12 AM

Skwinkle's answer to the OP is relevant to my interests.

1/9/2013 8:16:26 AM

Adding a show to "record" on the DVR.

1/9/2013 8:47:19 AM

^^ Sorry, boo. I've never believed in outright trading sexual favors.

But keep in mind I hate polishing the stovetop and never seem to get around to cleaning bathroom mirrors. And you're way better at vacuuming than I am. You make me happy, I'll make you happy, k?

1/9/2013 9:24:16 AM

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1/9/2013 10:06:17 AM

I'm currently in a I'll-do-your-laundry-if-you-do-my-dishes trade-off. We also have sex. Does that count?

1/9/2013 12:00:15 PM

^, although it's different chores. She hates doing dishes, and I hate vacuuming. So I always do the dishes and she always vacuums. She usually does the laundry, but I will do it if need be. She pretty much ALWAYS folds the laundry, but I always mow the lawn and take out the trash. So it pretty much evens out.

[Edited on January 9, 2013 at 12:05 PM. Reason : a]

1/9/2013 12:03:11 PM

Folding and putting away laundry.

I hate it. Don't mind washing it. Can't stand to fold it.

1/9/2013 8:52:29 PM

washing dishes. I love cooking and don't mind other chores. I hate washing extremely dirty dishes with dried on stuff. No dishwasher btw.

1/9/2013 9:49:27 PM

i'll wash dishes for sexual favors. definitely.


and i'll give sexual favors if you will clean the shower/toilet

1/9/2013 9:50:38 PM

^ NOTHING LIKE GOING DOWN ON A GIRL WHILE SHE'S SWIRLYING DRIED SHIT

1/9/2013 9:58:55 PM

didn't realize it would all be happening simultaneously.

1/9/2013 9:59:51 PM

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" NOTHING LIKE GOING DOWN ON A GIRL WHILE SHE'S SWIRLYING DRIED SHIT "

oh my, that was a crazy visual.

1/9/2013 10:00:57 PM

i can make it a reality

1/9/2013 10:22:08 PM

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