my butt hurts really bad

so bad it makes me cry

how can I fix it

1/22/2013 11:15:42 PM

aloe vera?

1/22/2013 11:16:07 PM

I see that you posted but I can't read the words through these tears

oh god help me

1/22/2013 11:17:04 PM

Relief is just a click away:

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[Edited on January 22, 2013 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

1/22/2013 11:23:27 PM

Buy guns

1/22/2013 11:24:07 PM

I shall murder my butthurt with an assault rifle

1/22/2013 11:28:16 PM

The cure for butthurt is take two shut the fuck ups and report back in the morning.

1/22/2013 11:29:21 PM

I got a coccyx cushion

it works ok I guess

1/22/2013 11:41:24 PM

I think my butthurt will subside when every gun owner accidentally murders a loved one

1/22/2013 11:41:32 PM

You can't accidentally murder someone

1/23/2013 12:06:24 AM

Seth, I just wanted to thank you for showing me and my wife a great time this past weekend

You are an amazing chef and a wine connoisseur, the meals were amazing

And from the bottom of my heart, your shooting lessons were a Godsend...I appreciate the training in shotguns, rifles and handguns, and how amicable you were with letting us spend as much ammunition as we could

Thank you again, dear friend, you're truly a hero to the 2nd Amendment of this great country's Constitution

1/23/2013 12:20:49 AM

there is no cure.

for settledown, it's clearly terminal

1/23/2013 12:52:07 AM